Damn.

never in my gay life have i witnessed something so iconic

he luh dis fat ass

NO

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase

Me: I can’t STAND country 

Miss Carrie Underwood: I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PURTY LITTLE SOUPED-UP FOUR WHEEL DRIVE

Me:

When your sugar daddy gets into politics and you have to start making up speeches

good the fuck night y'all

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

but then suddenly ZOOP

fucking green herrons

What the fuck

I’m done

i find it so sad that he smiles less and less as the years go on. this picture really is worth a thousand words. :(

I can’t take this site

when you’re out looking for pokemon but then the server crashes and you’re forced to enjoy nature