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Hands off.
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Come on, pretty boy… make a girl feel welcome.
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Come on, pretty boy… make a girl feel welcome.
You can’t fight me, you’re miniature.
Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition
“ that has never stopped me before... “ if anything, it probably had only made her feistier with age after shelong stopped growing.
“ now be ready to fight or FORFEIT,” she smirked.
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Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition
- You can’t fight me, you’re miniature.
- Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
- Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
- I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
- You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat.
- Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you.
- Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse.
- I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already.
- I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you.
- I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.
- You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you.
- I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.
- Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology.
- I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.
- Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess.
- I think, therefore I’m single.
- Life’s too short to bullshit.
- If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
- When in doubt, freak ‘em out.
- I’d rather die my way than live yours.
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
- Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
- I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
- If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Ok, that’s enough.
Source: grancontessa
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#me when drama happens
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isaidlanguage
Steve had to laugh at her comment on his character. While it may be true, she didn’t know everything about him.
“I could say you’re lewd, but you embrace it so it doesn’t help much here. Besides, you can label me all you want, but intercourse isn’t everything; there’s dancing, courting, romance–other ways to treat someone you enjoy the company of.”
“ if i’m lewd, then so is the rest of your precious country, “ wanda smiled, knowing she wasn’t even that bad. but in comparison to him, she guessed she was lewd. “ the true words of a virgin. “
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Steve hoped his cheeks looked red from the alcohol and not the embarrassment of that particular memory. “Okay, I get it.” He admitted as he downed the last of the contents of his glass and awaited his next. “I’ll try and stop, but now I have to ask: are you implying something here?”
“ implying? “ wanda blinked, unsure of what he meant like that. she thought what she was implying was quite apparent but obviously, steve wasn’t for such things. “ i’m implying that you’re a PRUDE. “
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Steve glanced down at his drink and sighed. This was the type of place people would discuss the other topics of life. He took a sip of his beer and shrugged. “You have a point, but then my question for you would be why should we discuss it?”
“ must i really tell you? “ she couldn’t believe he didn’t know already. she sighed, “ because when it comes between you and me, it always seems to pop up... or you pop up unexpectedly in my room. “ she pressed a finger to her lip to stop herself from giggling at the memory. “ and i am sick of hearing ‘language’ when i try to bring it up. this is so you can grow past that. “
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“Well, that’s not entirely fair–” Steve started, now raising an eyebrow at Wanda. “There is a time and place for that kind of talk, you know.”
“ yes. yes. you are right. training time is a bad time to speak about such things... but a bar - “ she motioned the bartender for two more beers. “ -is a perfectly fine place to speak about such topics. “
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Steve glanced away momentarily. He didn’t know how to approach this sort of topic. This was Bucky’s thing way back when; he was the ladies-man, not Steve. Steve was the one they overlooked each and every time. He was too focused on other things in his life to think about all of that.
“I just–” Another deep breath to help him collect his thoughts. “–I’m not used to it. I mean no offense; I just grew up differently.”
wanda sighed, feeling bad. she understood culture shock all too well after coming from sokovia to america. “ and i understand. i do, “ she guessed in the 40′s, they probably didn’t talk to so rashly about sex. “ but you saying ‘language’ everytime i say something about it is NOT appropriate anymore, “ she smirked.
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Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition
- You can’t fight me, you’re miniature.
- Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
- Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
- I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
- You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat.
- Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you.
- Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
- My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse.
- I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already.
- I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you.
- I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.
- You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you.
- I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.
- Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology.
- I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.
- Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess.
- I think, therefore I’m single.
- Life’s too short to bullshit.
- If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
- When in doubt, freak ‘em out.
- I’d rather die my way than live yours.
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
- Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
- I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
- I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
- If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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“I’ve already lost people I thought were friends to his cause, so any help I get is a surprise. However, you’ve got quite a point there.”
wanda grew silent at that admission, knowing he was right. the avengers were finally becoming a team again and yet people she thought she had been growing close to wouldn’t even talk to her anymore. “ never doubt that with me, steve. “
"I'm glad you're on my side."
“ did you really expect me to go pro-iron man? “ she propped aneyebrow up. “ especially when the only reason i didn’t see to hisdeath was because of you? “ | @isaidlanguage
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Steve wasn’t entirely sure if the smile was meant for him or not, so he just nodded at first. “I just wish they would use their heads some more.”
“ you would have a better chance getting through to them then i would... “ she muttered. it wasn’t like the male race was known for listening to the females.