1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY BIRD!

To anyone that is Australian and in New South Wales, please reblog and share to help me, please I’m begging you. I live in Glenfield, by the Crossroads. My immediate neighbouring areas are Liverpool, Casula, and Prestons.

My cockatiel, Carmine, accidentally got out of the house after a startle from my dog. He went missing on 6th of April, 2016. He is only 2 years old and handraised, also tame and friendly and may approach or land on people.

HE IS UNCLIPPED AND IS FREEFLIGHTED, AS WELL AS BANDED

I am absolutely distraught and heartbroken, as he is a theraputic pet for me and I’ve barely been functional since he flew away. We did everything together so it’s impossible to not think of him, and my mental health has backslid a bit since his disappearance so I’m just doing my best to cope. The picture on the far right is the last photo I took of him, March 28th.

Any help would be greatly appreciated, I’ve called 10+ vets in my area, joined many sites for lost pets, even tried calling radio stations and have also been putting up posters and hand-delivering fliers in people’s mailboxes. I’ve done all I physically can, but you can help by sharing this post! If you know of anyone near my area that may have recently obtained a bird, please ask around or message me! Any lead is better than none!

The original Facebook post  with my contact details is HERE

Thank you for reading, Please help him get home!

PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY BIRD!

To anyone that is Australian and in New South Wales, please reblog and share to help me, please I’m begging you. I live in Glenfield, by the Crossroads. My immediate neighbouring areas are Liverpool, Casula, and Prestons.

My cockatiel, Carmine, accidentally got out of the house after a startle from my dog. He went missing on 6th of April, 2016. He is only 2 years old and handraised, also tame and friendly and may approach or land on people.

HE IS UNCLIPPED AND IS FREEFLIGHTED, AS WELL AS BANDED

I am absolutely distraught and heartbroken, as he is a theraputic pet for me and I’ve barely been functional since he flew away. We did everything together so it’s impossible to not think of him, and my mental health has backslid a bit since his disappearance so I’m just doing my best to cope. The picture on the far right is the last photo I took of him, March 28th.

Any help would be greatly appreciated, I’ve called 10+ vets in my area, joined many sites for lost pets, even tried calling radio stations and have also been putting up posters and hand-delivering fliers in people’s mailboxes. I’ve done all I physically can, but you can help by sharing this post! If you know of anyone near my area that may have recently obtained a bird, please ask around or message me! Any lead is better than none!

The original Facebook post  with my contact details is HERE

Thank you for reading, Please help him get home!

PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY BIRD!

To anyone that is Australian and in New South Wales, please reblog and share to help me, please I’m begging you. I live in Glenfield, by the Crossroads. My immediate neighbouring areas are Liverpool, Casula, and Prestons.

My cockatiel, Carmine, accidentally got out of the house after a startle from my dog. He went missing on 6th of April, 2016. He is only 2 years old and handraised, also tame and friendly and may approach or land on people.

HE IS UNCLIPPED AND IS FREEFLIGHTED, AS WELL AS BANDED

I am absolutely distraught and heartbroken, as he is a theraputic pet for me and I’ve barely been functional since he flew away. We did everything together so it’s impossible to not think of him, and my mental health has backslid a bit since his disappearance so I’m just doing my best to cope. The picture on the far right is the last photo I took of him, March 28th.

Any help would be greatly appreciated, I’ve called 10+ vets in my area, joined many sites for lost pets, even tried calling radio stations and have also been putting up posters and hand-delivering fliers in people’s mailboxes. I’ve done all I physically can, but you can help by sharing this post! If you know of anyone near my area that may have recently obtained a bird, please ask around or message me! Any lead is better than none!

The original Facebook post  with my contact details is HERE

Thank you for reading, Please help him get home!

Please help me get home!

On the 6th of April 2016, my 2 year old baby Carmine, flew away after a startle. I live in NSW, Australia, Glenfield Area.

I have made a post in hopes to spread the word and get him home safely. Please help me out and signal boost.

As he is a theraputic pet, I’m in quite a lot of distress and am doing my best to cope. It is difficult as my routine is completely thrown off, but I decided I’ll try and counter the backslide in mental health with doing art commissions to save funds for a cash reward on his safe return home. I’m finding it difficult to focus on any task for a long period of time given my circumstances, so I can only take one commission at a time and I ask for patience and understanding in the meantime.

My commission prices are listed here, and I am working on trying to get more up-to-date samples as well. Any help would be greatly appreciated, I really just want to get my bird back home where he belongs.

-AJ

PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY BIRD!

To anyone that is Australian and in New South Wales, please reblog and share to help me, please I’m begging you. I live in Glenfield, by the Crossroads. My immediate neighbouring areas are Liverpool, Casula, and Prestons.

My cockatiel, Carmine, accidentally got out of the house after a startle from my dog. He went missing on 6th of April, 2016. He is only 2 years old and handraised, also tame and friendly and may approach or land on people.

HE IS UNCLIPPED AND IS FREEFLIGHTED, AS WELL AS BANDED

I am absolutely distraught and heartbroken, as he is a theraputic pet for me and I’ve barely been functional since he flew away. We did everything together so it’s impossible to not think of him, and my mental health has backslid a bit since his disappearance so I’m just doing my best to cope. The picture on the far right is the last photo I took of him, March 28th.

Any help would be greatly appreciated, I’ve called 10+ vets in my area, joined many sites for lost pets, even tried calling radio stations and have also been putting up posters and hand-delivering fliers in people’s mailboxes. I’ve done all I physically can, but you can help by sharing this post! If you know of anyone near my area that may have recently obtained a bird, please ask around or message me! Any lead is better than none!

The original Facebook post  with my contact details is HERE

Thank you for reading, Please help him get home!

When you hit the bae you will pay

Art by me please do not repost without my permission but feel free to reblog. Thank you!

reblog this with what comes up in your tags when you type gay

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

Tumblr is weird because some people are freshmen in high school and some people have already graduated college and have a job and we’re all just conversing like age isn’t even a thing.

#AGE IS IRRELEVANT WHEN YOURE SCREAMING ABOUT CARTOONS

lmao put ur grade/job in the tags 

Find out what mythical creature you are! Reblog in the tags which result you got.

I got Phoenix.

idea for new reality show called “steal your dog” basically i go into people’s houses who arent nice to their dogs and i fucking steal the dog