Althaea Officianalis

If you think lalafells can only be read as children then I will give you my home address so you can come tell me to my face that my two datemates are pedophiles. You waive the right to not be punched in the nose, however.

haha what the fuck

I have nothing better to do but to give you the bother of an answer while i wait for my sleeping meds to kick in. On my original post the tag was that I'm 23 but still look underage as hell. I kinda am an irl lalafell yeah, I'm short, chubby, and due to a chronic disease of my joints i waddle sometimes when the swelling is really bad. On my 18th birthday a sephora saleswoman thought i was turning 10 for reference on how young my face reads. Now i usuallt get read as 15 at most. Anyway this will be my last post on this blog bc I'm tired to hell of all the fucking discourse so good night and i hope you feel like an ass for your useless reblog.

a show like drunk history but it’s called drunk special interests and the guest infodumps about their special interest instead of talking about a history topic

say in the tags what you would be drinking and what your topic would be

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When you realize that these two have the same voice actor

They look at each other

True love

"Who are you?" "I'm you, but beefier."

“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

What a time to be alive.

“Ah, true love.”

||- And Meteor with bling like no one else.

@bellatoresttenebrae @lights-chosen

My kind of Holmgang

“… No comment.”

“…Or would you rather I use the chains instead of my arms?”

Arby’s marketing has been so great lately (x)

Celebrating the 20th Anniversary of Princess Mononoke!

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PSA

Don’t neglect your toys even when you have a partner because one day you might be without a partner and all you will find are corroded batteries inside.

OK listen as someone who collects dolls and blind box figurines and things I was nodding along in appreciation of the cynical message “people are ephemeral, stuff is forever” until I got to the end of this sentence and realized I’d wildly misinterpreted the intent of this post.

I collect lalaloopsy dolls and tsum tsums and I had to squint still.