• Will claim to the ends of the Earth that he is not sick. He does not get sick.
• Victor, you are literally leaking out of your entire face. Lie the fuck down.
• MC will tie him down if she has to. (And maybe if she doesn’t)
• Will *try* to make him soup. (It may or may not be soup from a can)
• He will eat it because she made it. Probably commenting about how awful it is the entire time.
• After soup, storytime.
• Will probably read The Little Prince to start, it’s not long
• Then moves into fairy tales
• “You don’t have to do this. Did I say stop?”
• Tsundere is tsundere.
• Will pull a Scheherazade and make sure she doesn’t leave or at least always comes back to read more.
• Even when he’s better.
• Will probably fake being sick at least once just so she’ll read to him
• Victor JUST ASK

• This will go either one of two ways:
• First: will also deny to the ends of the Earth that he is not, and never does, get sick.
• Second: Will knock on her door and ask her to take care of him.
• Second may happen even if he isn’t sick. Like maybe he just has minor allergies and wants time with her.
• Has a smile on his face the entire time she reads to him
• Asks questions about what she’s reading to him and why
• Comes to love The Little Prince as much as she does
• She is his rose. She will always be his rose.
• 1000% will claim he’s too sick to even go next door and insists to spend the night.
• Sickie snuggles!
• You are his favorite medicine and his panacea.

• Tries to act like he’s not dying internally so she won’t worry
• Ends up tucked in to his bright-red ears
• “MC, you don’t have to do this”
• “Yes I do. Now stay there.”
• He loves the sound of her voice
• Seriously she could read the fucking dictionary
• Debates asking her to since it’ll mean she reads to him for a long time
• Instant noodles taste even better when she makes it for him
• Sleeps the soundest he’s slept in years with her beside him
• Debates calling in sick another day just so he can stay with her

• Tries to act strong at first. Can’t worry Miss Chips!
• Is somehow the worst eater out of all four when sick.
• Seriously, how do you maintain homeostasis Kiro
• MC will order him soup, make sure he eats it
• And then tuck him in for storytime
• Kiro is LIVING FOR IT
• Though he’s not 100% sure if it’s this amazing because of his fever or her
• Makes her read stories to him on the phone even when better
• Yeah, it’s her. It’s definitely her.

• She felt undeserving when she was appointed as UN Women goodwill ambassador and sought out Gloria Steinem to learn about feminist activism.
• She thinks the criticism she received for being a white feminist was useful because it made her educate herself.
• She says there’s a desperate need to reform the education system in the UK to change the way they are taught the history of how Britain has been involved in foreign affairs and how they profited from slavery.
• She felt anxious about approaching 30 because there’s a lot of pressure to have a husband and a baby by then and she’s still figuring her life out.
• She was so young when she was casted in Harry Potter that she doesn’t remember much of her life before it and she went to therapy to deal with her issues with fame. She used to feel very guilty for being unhappy because she thought she should enjoy fame more.
• The interviewer is a transgender woman and they discuss transgender issues for a while. Emma is in regular contact with a trans child which makes the topic of trans rights emotional for her because she’s very anxious for this kid’s safety.
• She talks about her role as Meg March in the new Little Women movie and defends that unlike what many people say choosing to be a wife and a mother doesn’t make Meg a less feminist character and quotes a line from the movie, “Just because my dreams are different than yours it doesn’t mean they are unimportant.”  
• She wishes more people would realize she’s not Hermione Granger but also understands why they want to see that in her because Hermione is a symbol for her too.
• She used to think she could never be happy without a partner and now that she has learnt to navigate that better and is genuinely happy single she’s started to think of herself as self - partnered in contrast to the time when she thought of herself as single = lonely.

The twist is that even after the pair is caught, they are not inducted into the military. The Army investigators assigned to watch them are themselves gay and are trying to keep straight people out of the Army.