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You're cute as dicks

@davidvincentjr / davidvincentjr.tumblr.com

Addyson/Ida 20|she/her
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Well...not sure if I really have any followers left that aren't bots. I am contemplating deleting this and making another for vlog purposes. I've had a really hard time with life since I've been here last, and I'm thinking of recording my days to make life seem less shitty. I don't know, though

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voyagerprobe

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

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reblogged

Hey! I’m sorry I haven’t been too active here, but I have a new piece to show you! I recently accepted my first commission!! It was exciting and relaxing! If anyone is interested in commissioning me, please message me here, or the email above! -Ida

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real mysteries of until dawn:

  • where is emily’s bag
  • how does mike get so dirty on the way to the sanatorium
  • how did josh get hold of so many pigs
  • why were the washington parents okay with them going back
  • how did josh film sam’s face so close
  • how did none of them get hypothermia
  • “first, the wendigo, he’ll render you immobile. and then he strips the skin off your entire body, piece by piece. and then he keeps you alive and aware and feasts on your organs, one piece at a time” [goes outside] [gets decapitated]
  • what pranks did josh have planned for mike and jess
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Candela: So, I made my desk out of silver M&Ms, but they don't make silver M&Ms, so I spray painted them.
Blanche: Okay, so those are poisonous, so no one eat them.
Spark: Yeah, duh!
Blanche: Go throw up.
Spark: I didn't eat any-
Blanche: Go throw up.
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It doesn’t end there:

another addition

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

oh my god

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I want a nocturnal relationship. Let's go stargazing, grocery shopping before the store closes, find pokemon and 24 hour shops (or whataburger), go work out until 3 am, listen to music at a low soothing volume, turn off all the lights and move in the dark. Hell, i could even do all of this myself...but not in this city. I just want to do something at night that doesn't usually end in me sulking in my lonliness to sleep or something. I want, maybe even need, change.

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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

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maryburgers

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

lets see if this works

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cosmic-noir

Please help me, Roger! 😭

my last finals are today I ain’t risking it

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Before, depressed with an eating disorder.  Now, recovered caveman.

Re-blogging this cuz its from a guys perceptive!

I love seeing people all recovered and happy like yeah you kicked that illnesses ass you legend you rule ☺️

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treecoffee

Awesome!

thought this was gonna be some “GET SHREDDED IN 30 DAYS” but it turns out to be someone turning their life around after an ed. claps for you, I’m proud

You look so great!

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systlin

This is wonderful and I am so proud of you. 

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