Astarion: “No one ever cared about me >:\”

Karlach, standing 10ft away: “ME I CARE I CARE SO MUCH”

Tav walks into the kitchen: Is something burning?

Astarion, leaning seductively against the counter: Just my desire for you

Tav: Astarion, the toaster is on fire

also ive started a collection of astarion 10 charisma moments

this game has no right to be as funny as it is

average Astarion interaction

Astarionisms are good sayings for everyday life really.

attention all bg3 players who have also played any dragon age game!! (which is probably everyone, let’s be real)

im conducting an experiment, so if everyone could please reblog with their romance choices for both games

regards

How can you expect me to do my 9-5 when I've got a lot on my mind and well... in it

Astarion lectures of disappointment >>>

I surely can't be the only one in this

2022 in review

The Mass Effect 2 squadmates when Shepard asks them to come back for Mass Effect 3