“im getting old” starter pack
- “this is way too sweet”
- “they’re remaking that movie already????”
- “my back hurts”
- “wait, people get mad about that now?”
- “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
- “hold on let me check my calendar first”
- **turns on the radio** [groans]
How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday
The accuracy of this post tho.