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How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday
The accuracy of this post tho.
Lara Croft reading notes from someone who died from traps or monsters in the tomb she’s currently raiding: rip to that guy but I’m different
Tiger color and style experiment
1 more before I head out on my last work trip of the year!
Lion light study from lunch today
Never have I ever reblogged something so fast and wholeheartedly BE A BITCH IF IT MEANS BEING SAFE, THEY AIN’T WORTH IT
You deserve to live. He does NOT deserve a hug (and if he tries to pressure you into one, it ain’t what he’s really after.) Stay safe babes!
yea it's ok to miss people but don't EVER forget why they aren't in your life anymore
Rogue: Ok, so we’re off?
Sorceror: To see the wizard?
Rogue: No, dumbass.
some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer
panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh
to be clear, this is about timed missions in video games
Me: knows full well where each button on the control is, can press x without even looking for which one is it.
Quick time event: “PRESS THE X BUTTON”
Me: “OH GOD OH FUCK, THE WHAT??”
Game: Gives you a simple task that you’ve probably already did many times before.
Game: Adds a timer.
Me:
remember when they made missy elliott a fish
and they made christina aguilera a jellyfish
And they performed the best goddamn cover of car wash to date next
Fishy Elliot
I’m a lesbian which means I can wear whatever train wreck of an outfit I want, and you guys are just gonna have to deal with that
Petty 101
Me at work
