If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.
This is my new favorite post
Can you hear me YELLING
This is a real tweet from Donald trump in 2014. Oh my god
how the fuck is this unrelatable
Victuri + Hand & Ring Kisses
The Holy Trinity
Bonus:
Yesssss
this is the kind of content i’m here for
WINGS: YOU NEVER WALK ALONE
release date: FEB 13 pre-order: JAN 25
more info soon… which is probably tomorrow. I can’t believe preorder is in a couple of days :/
When you knock over trash cans you’re as bad as the fascists. The only acceptable form of resistance is twitter clapbacks.
YOU KNOW IT’S LIT WHEN
YOU OTP
STARTS
SHARING
GODDAMN
CLOTHES
FIGHT ME
Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.