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All she had to hear was those few words, do you remember when Bubby was born, and Nikki could already feel those tears filling her eyes, and Randy should have known better than to try and reminisce about when Bubby was a little baby, because it always set his wife off. As much as she loved the fact Aiden was a growing boy, and he was becoming a little man, she’d give anything to go back, even if it was just for one day, when he was still an infant, because those were some of the best days of her life. “He was so cute!! Remember how fat he was, and those chubby little legs and cheeks? And how we couldn’t feed him enough half of the time? Oh, and how Brie used to say we were feeding him too much, and now look at how gigantic Bir Bir is! I really do miss those days.” A small sigh escaped Nicole as she made her way over to the tree, so she could hang the Disney themed ornaments on it first, but when she glanced down into the box the rest of the ornaments were in, she couldn’t help but to smile when she saw two other ornaments she’d made herself, and they were little frames, but what was inside of them was what was so special, because it was two pieces of paper. One was the cute little note she’d given Randy their first night together, and she’d asked him to be her boyfriend, and the other was the adorable note he’d given her when he’d asked her to marry him. “I know you remember these!” Was exclaimed as she reached for the two ornaments, so she could hold them up for her husband to see.
Randy couldn’t help but shake his head. Not in a bad way, of course, but just because the reaction to that little trip down memory lane from his wife was exactly what he expected. He also was highly amused by it, which he always was. But instead of picking on her about it, he went right to putting some random ornaments up on the tree as soon as he had given her the ones made for the children. It was a tedious effort, but he made sure to do all of it with a smile on his face, mostly for the sake of Nicole and her happiness. However, his attention was pulled again, and he couldn’t help but turned over once more to look at his wife and what she was holding up to show him. “Oh, Jesus Christ,” he let out a moan, bringing his hand up to quickly slap himself on the forehand. “Do you really want to put that up as a constant reminder of what a corny asshole you married?” Shaking his head, he made the steps over to where Nicole was standing and before she even had the chance to blink, he quickly snatched the ornament from right out of her hands so that he could closely examine it on his own. “This is so embarrassing."
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Nikki was pretty sure that their son loved Mickey Mouse more than he loved his own parents, so needless to say, pretty much everything he was getting that year was Mickey related, and one of his ornaments was no different. “I actually did two for all three of the kids this year. Let me show you. First, we have Aiden’s Mickey ornament, which is obvious, but I like it because it sings the Mickey Clubhouse theme song. He’s going to love it. Then I got Elsa and Anna ones for baby girl and Alanna, since they are still obsessed with that damn movie, but the ones I made are what I love the most.” Nikki had made homemade ornaments with each of the kid’s first pair of baby shoes, and she’d even managed to get Alanna’s from Sam, and they were honestly just the cutest thing, and she held all three of them up for Randy to see. “Aren’t they darling? They also make me sad because I want them all to be this small again!”
“Oh, these are darling.” He commented with a smile. Obviously mocking her use of the adjective. Aside from that, he was also being somewhat sincere. The custom-made ornaments were precious, there was absolutely no doubt about that, especially judging by the smile on Randy’s face as soon as he saw them. Taking them into his own hands, he began to give them a little bit of a quick inspection; not necessarily because he was questioning their authenticity, but because he was just genuinely curious. “These are seriously their shoes?” By the tone of his voice, there was no about that his wife was able to tell just how amazed he truly was without him even having to say so. “I can’t believe this.” He says with a chuckle after sticking his fingers into one pair of the shoes. He was mostly amused by the fact that his finger could barely fit into the tiny shoe. “Do you remember when Bubby was born, and we always joked around about what a monster he was? And not only us, but everyone else who saw him, too? Just looking at these, I now realize how small he really was."
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Truth be told, this was actually what Nikki had been wanting all along, because since they’d first started living together, she and Randy had always decorated their Christmas tree together. This year had been a little different, however, because they’d both been so busy with work, they’d barely been home, so Nikki had pretty much just thrown the tree up, so it would be up in time for the kids to enjoy. It was kind of their tradition to decorate it together, however, so as soon as her husband suggested it, how quickly Nikki got up so she could literally start taking everything off of the tree, was probably some kind of record. “You have no idea how happy this makes me! I know it’s silly, but I was so sad we didn’t decorate the tree together this year. Okay, what should we do first? The ornaments I made for us? Or the kid’s? Have I even shown you most of these?”
It didn’t even need to verbalized; as soon as Randy saw the smile quickly stretch across his wife’s face, he already knew what the answer was, and in turn, quickly began pulling the decorations off of the tree two at a time. Granted, he may not have enjoyed the work that came with putting down decorations, only to put them back up, but he did, however, thoroughly enjoy making his wife happy; even if it was just buying doing little things like this. No matter what that required, he had to admit, it was always worth it in the and. “Why don’t you show me what you got for the kids. I don’t think you showed me their ornament yet.” He didn’t even need to see it to know what she had gotten for Aiden, of course. He could already close his eyes and envision some kind of Mickey Mouse inspired Christmas tree ornament. There were a few things that their two-year-old son loved, and there was no doubt that Mickey Mouse was among one of the top.
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John looked at Randy and held his hands up in defense. “Way ho..ho..hold up Ran! I didn’t say or think anything! No need to go all Viper mode on me. Chillax Ran.”
He shook his head lightly. “I’m perfectly chill, man. What are you talking about? I just don’t want you to think I purposely did something corny like that.”
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Nikki couldn’t resist giving her husband a skeptical look, because she wasn’t convinced he wasn’t making fun of the horrible job she’d done of putting the star on the top of the tree, because it was so crooked, it was almost falling off. “Oh come on, babe. You know I was just kidding. I loved my hot coca, and you even put extra marshmallows, and peppermint in it for me, so it was great. But honestly, come on, be honest with me, how bad does the tree look right now?”
Randy turned over to the side, in order to give the tree a better and more thorough examination. It wasn’t even bad if truth be told; he just enjoyed riling her up, for some reason. But regardless of how good he thought the tree may have looked, he was still able to tell by the tone in his wife's voice that she wasn't too happy about it; and ultimately, that was what truly mattered. “You’re not happy with it.” He assumes, rather than just asking her herself. “If you want, we can always take it down and put it back up again together. We can do it five times over, whatever it takes until you’re happy.” Rolling up the sleeves all his sweater, Randy began taking a few steps towards the Christmas tree. "Come on, the kids are asleep, and I’m home; let’s do this."
"Is that a mistletoe?"
That’s exactly what it was. It didn’t take Randy only but a few seconds to come to that conclusion, looking up to see what John was talking about. And there it was; a mistletoe hanging above them. Randy was unimpressed, to say the very least, as he looked back over John with a sigh. “I hope you don’t think that I deliberately put that shit there.” He said in a defensive tone.
"Wow. Rude.” He wasn’t offended though, not really. His expression may have insinuated as such, but it was no more than a mere addition to his act. “I was trying to be nice. Remind me not to do it again. I wasn’t calling you a midget either, I was just trying to say that you didn’t have to do all of this by yourself.”
@thenikkibellax continued x
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( sms : sent ) why notn? i'm a grown man. ( sms : sent ) yes that doeas make me happy. ( sms : sent ) at least now I know i'm not teh sonly one.
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thenikkibella: Literally twenty minutes after his Dad caught him, I walk in on this. This makes five presents he’s tried to open this week. Oh Bubby!
randyorton When they make you wait until Christmas.
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THE ULTIMATE HOLIDAY THEMED ASK MEME {part of: ❄ twenty-five days of elle}
SEND ME A SYMBOL
▲: One of our muses tries to catch snowflakes on their tongue. ☾: Your muse asks for help decorating a gingerbread house. ♪: One of our muses inviting the other for a Christmas duet. ♦: Our muses wrap presents together. ☃: Our muses build a snowman together. ✈: Our muses travel somewhere for the holidays. ✎: My muse’s Christmas card to yours. ✘: My muse runs into your muse while trying to buy them a Christmas present. ✆: My muse calls your muse while drunk on eggnog. ツ: Our muses go caroling. ✿: My muse gives your muse a Christmas present. ø: Our muses cuddle by the fireplace with hot cocoa. ✌: Our muses argue over which Christmas movie to watch. ♡: Our muses kiss under a mistletoe. ♛: Our muses kiss at midnight on New Year’s. ➸: Our muses decorate their house together. ♘: Our muses put up a Christmas tree and decorate it. ✰: My muse invites your muse to dance to Christmas songs. ☼: Our muses volunteer to help out for the holidays. ∞: Our muses go tree shopping. ❖: Our muses go ice skating together. ☁: Our muses go sledding. ✉: Your muse hits mine with a snowball in order to start a snowball fight. ϟ: Our muses bake Christmas cookies together. ↺: Our muses doing something holiday-themed with their kid(s).
SENTENCES
“Look! It’s snowing!” “Do we really have to leave cookies for Santa?” “Santa’s not real! There, I said it!” “Where do we hang the stockings if we don’t have a fireplace?” “You really don’t have to get me anything this year.” “Do we really have to go to your parents’ house for Christmas?” “Let’s just sit in our pajamas and watch Christmas movies all day.” “You’re gonna become huge if you keep eating all of Santa’s cookies.” “Oh, put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it.” “This is the best Christmas I’ve ever had.” “This is the worst Christmas ever.” “Is that mistletoe?” “You look cold. Here, take my scarf.” “I’m just not a fan of the holidays.” “You’ve had the Christmas radio on non-stop for five hours.”
TEXT MESSAGES
[text]: I just accidentally told our son/daughter that Santa isn’t real. [text]: The Christmas tree is on fire. [text]: So cold. Need cuddles. [text]: Christmas is a time to be honest, so this is it — I’m in love with you. [text]: I may or may not have eaten the entire gingerbread house we made two days ago. [text]: I just saw two people dressed as Santa fist fighting in a mall. Christmas is ruined! [text]: I’m may or may not be wearing mistletoe underwear. Wanna find out for sure? [text]: I made an oopsie and let’s just say we have over 500 candy canes in our apartment right now. [text]: I can’t believe I have to spend Christmas Eve in a hospital. [text]: So what if I made out with a guy dressed as Santa Claus?! I was drunk! [text]: I know it’s been a while since we’ve spoken, but Merry Christmas. [text]: Just fought a 50 year old lady over a pair of gloves for my dad. He better be grateful, because she almost clawed my eyes out. [text]: If I see one more picture on Instagram of a snowman with Frozen lyrics underneath, I’m gonna explode up in this bitch.
kinda wanna remake this blog.... start fresh idk