Katya my beloved...
my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
me after my 15 min break at work
me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours
me at the end of a two day weekend
Unmute !
Not all magpies are cunts
oh but to be
oh god oh fuck I cast Petrify Columbo but I swear I didn’t think it was gonna work oh geez
my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me
tumblr i have a series of food questions for you.
let us begin: do you like Japanese food?
great! what would you say you most think of when you think of Japanese food?
i see, i see.
and when you think of Japanese food, do you think of any of the following:
- lime Jell-O
- cream cheese
- sour cream
interesting...
so are you saying your enjoyment of Japanese cuisine would NOT, in fact, automatically compel you to consume this then
what the fuck
just so we’re clear, you are not, in fact, tempted by this very special 1950s recipe that includes cold canned crab, cream cheese, sour cream, lime gelatin, food coloring, and onion juice?
what the fuck are you talking about
why i’m talking about the slops!
Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.
I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.
D&D warlock who’s literally just Fortunato from “The Cask of Amontillado”, having survived his immurement by making a deal with something in the dark, and the costume he was wearing the night he “died” has become the sign of his pact, so basically you’re playing as a depressed, alcoholic jester who sometimes has to run errands for He Who Waits Behind the Walls.
Reblogging for how fucking terrifying that last comment really is
this is such a specific intersection of 3 of my favorite things, i’m kinda obsessed