taylor’s ex boyfriends ranked by how funny their role in her discography is
- calvin harris (dated for over a year and he doesn’t have a single song)
- joe jonas (she will. not. let this man breathe.mp3)
- tom hiddleston (gets dissed once in every album since 2016)
- harry styles (bad driver/wants him to interrupt her wedding)
- jake gyllenhaal (whole album about how he’s a pretentious douchebag)
- connor kennedy (inspired kennedy family fanfiction)
- john mayer (clap if you think he should suffer)
its wild to me that the fandom thinks there’s no songs that are about Calvin Harris! I can’t tell if it’s just an inside joke I missed? but there’s clearly songs that were inspired by him. Example: Tolerate It:
“Now I'm begging for footnotes in the story of your life Drawing hearts in the byline”
Is this not about TIWYCF??