Gob Bluth ghostwrote this tweet

let the goatman eat pizza

The master of burns Yours Truly

Right now, I feel heavy. But one day, I know I’ll be free of the weight of these emotions. It’s just going to take time. 

not to sound like a 5th grade health teacher but this whole idea that drinking alcohol for the first time symbolizes maturity and/or loosening up and not being up tight is how do I say…Fucked Up  

NEW YORK DOESNT EXIST STOP TALKING ABOUT IT

explain this

booty shorts that say “god won’t let me die” on the ass

me vs me 30 seconds later for no reason

(x)

If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet

good post, op

gay

How does this post have so many notes

we like gays

Marisa Tomei never ages, long post

So maybe you know her as Aunt May in the MCU

And how old do you think she is?

Uh, late 30s early 40s, right?

NOPE

homegirl is 53!!!

FIFTY-FUCKING-THREE

and guess what?

HER SKIN-ITS FUCKING GLOWING

And you know what else???

These are from around 1992-ish

THESE ARE FROM 2006-ish

AND SHE LOOKS THE SAME

She old enough to be my grandmother. YES YOU HEARD ME, MY GRANDMOTHER. (It’s a stretch but I need some emphasis)

Y’all talking about how Paul Rudd never ages???? Have???yall???ever???seen???Marisa????????

Homegirl needs to drop a skin care routine right this fucking minute

The secret to staying youthful is being unproblematic and minding your own business

She’s the female Keanu Reeves

She’s dreamy 😍

please watch this unedited clip from the digimon movie

Legend.

I paid 10.50 to watch this in theaters.

I will forever cherish this movie

All this time I’ve been playing video games when I could have been holding a turtle