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you wear the morning like your dress

@polkadotboness / polkadotboness.tumblr.com

london I dress like an angry divorce lawyer mostly but I also cry at pictures of dogs. Still listens to Oasis non ironically. ENTP, Gryfindor, yes, is annoying.
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stonecrop

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

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pipasyrup

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

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Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

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wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

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zac--efren

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

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scientiablr

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

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Why the female cashier is being nice to you

◻ She is uncontrollably sexually attracted to you

Because that’s literally her fucking job you cretin

Tweet by Beer Cellar Exeter:

This is definitely our favourite sign in the bar. Also if dudes could stop trying to kiss our female bartender’s hands that would be great.

Put this on everything everywhere.

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There is categorically no trend on Twitter that will ever ever ever beat this ‘girls do it better’ thing we’ve got going because honestly it’s just meaning we’re getting photos of beautiful girls recreating this look and my lesbian ass is living for it

Seeing as you guys are loving this as much as I am, let me bless your eyes with some more beautiful girls creating this iconic look. Creds of course to all of these wonderful ladies

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rhaalia

im fucKIN

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o-holynight

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I WANT TO DRESS FROM NOW ON. That’s why I bought all the buttoned shirts.

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jaketomatto

Hahaha “I’m gonna give the gays everything they want”.

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weavemama

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

Do not give to the Salvation Army.

Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army

My grandad (rest in peace you legend) told us never to ever think about donating to the salvation army. His mum was a very active member and "spent more time out banging her drum than she did trying to look after her kids". This just confirms the stories about how she saw her 'work'.

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Idk man, ageing doesn't bother me or like progression and change. But birthdays make me really sad and idk if it's because a year ago I did indeed try kill myself on my birthday but. Idk. Like I haven't made any big plans or booked it off work because I don't want no one to come like has always happened.

I love big parties and being the centre of attention but I basically don't have enough friends to make that happen.

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scully: shut the FUCK up mulder u fucking dumbass moron. when will i get one (1) vacation from you and ur idiot ass bullshit
also scully: If I Can’t Work In The Same Broom Closet As My Best Friend Mulder Then Im QUITTING, You Fucking FACISTS!!!!!!!!!!
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twshitlord

Pro-tip to young trans guys:

If a stranger misgenders you, please please please do not ever utter the phrase, “I’m a man.” It sounds very unnatural and immediately sounds overly defensive.

My advice? Just look at the person like they’re an idiot and, in the deepest voice possible, say, “Uh. Alright, then.”

Just act as though they made a huge and obvious mistake, and don’t get flustered. If you’re comfortable with it, handle the situation with humor and say something like, “Man, I know I’ve got a babyface, but I didn’t think it was that bad.”

People are saying that you should be unapologetic but the keyword here is “stranger”. You could be in danger if the person is transphobic, and you have no way of knowing their stance if you don’t know the person. So writing it off casually ensures the most low risk way of making your gender known.

Posting this again because of the new information added on.

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