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hate to repost but the bde that is sheerly radiating out of this picture is just too much

What I wouldn’t give to have a cocktail or two with this woman. That brow!

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

turn the jets on for him !!!

yeah let him have some bubbles

bring him some snacks as well 

He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣

I know this is about ecological balance and population control but I can’t help but imagine those wolves are on a covert mission to assassinate moose extremists or some shit

Credit: @juliehangart

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

as an arctic monkeys fan this is me

Uh oh

well it seems obvious now.

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

Okay, but how is this

I’m at a loss for words

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

i want to shop here

What do your k-marts look like then

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

it varies a little from store to store but basically

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

Not gonna lie, when I was told to go shop at KMart in Australia I thought people wanted me to die

If I were a children’s show animator I would simply not be a pervert

Thanks toesucker

Oh I forgot

I’m really glad people like Cecil Baldwin and Jonathan Van Ness feel comfortable sharing their experiences and status as HIV positive. They’re role models for a lot of LGBTQ+ teens and young adults and their prominence and success actually does a lot to help lift the stigma of the disease. We no longer live in the 80′s. An HIV positive status is not a death sentence. Antiretroviral therapy has allowed patients living with HIV to deal with it as they would any other chronic illness. There is no widespread available cure yet, but the treatment is safe and effective (especially if you’re diagnosed in the early stages). The early, asymptomatic stage of the infection can take up to 15+ years in some people but it can be as low as 2 years in others. That’s why it’s so important to get tested often, regardless of your sexual orientation, and start ART as soon as you are aware of your diagnosis. The World Health Organization estimates that, in the year 2016, 1 million people died of HIV-related causes and a lot of that can be attributed to the fear to get tested as well as access and adherence to treatment.

people who argue over whos the better (gay) fictional wizard, gandalf or dumbledore, are BOTH wrong. its merlin from the sword in the stone (1963).

this guy set the bar for wizard characters nearly 60 years ago and he's been killing the game ever since

First and only

I love this so much

It’s not her fault! Cats are really bad at object permanency.

I like when he shows her the toy at the beginning and she does a little hand gesture like “YEAHTHATs the shit I like!”