Replaying ME3 and still finding gems like this
I'm glad I only get recommended the important news
for reference this was a past setup
I'm happy for him
OH. OH. OH OH OH. OH W-UHH? UH. OH. UH. UH OH. UH OH. UH OH. UH OH. UH. WHOOPS! OH NO. WHOOPS! UH OH. UH OH. UH OH. OH NO, WHOOPS.
OH, WHOOPS-A-DOODLE...... YIKES......
NPCs in Mass Effect clubs seeing Shepard wearing five different guns and a full set of armor while shuffling on the dancefloor
On that note since my state is more or less restriced to our homes maybe I’ll find the creative ability to make some content again?
Hey y’all it’s been a while since I’ve opened Tumblr up but I hope you’re all safe and healthy right now!
between “begone thot” and “piss yourself”, which is the more powerful dragon shout?
did not ask, yet ye shall receive:
BEGONE, THOT;
(remove, foul, foe)
PISS YOURSELF:
(release, warmth, shame)
PWEASE NO STEPPY:
(request, no, cruelty)
Some people: my friends are such insane bunch!
Me, mass effect nerd:
Shepard’s best friends:
- 300 year old murderious krogan king/uncle material.
- Cute quarian girl with bad girl’s attitude.
- Badass female human soldier, who isn’t afraid to send you to fuck yourself. Loves poetry.
- Sweet male biotic sentinel, who can murder you in cold blood if he has a migraine.
- Asari, who is shy archeologist by day and badass leader of shady information market by night.
- Cat/bird guy, who so hates his work, he decides to leave with first rando encountered…
Also:
- Dangerous, unstable criminal chick. Likes to run naked.
- Cold blooded agent of shady organisation. Is major bitch to everyone, but a good friend if you get to know her.
- Idealistic gun for hire. Has daddy issues…
- Newborn murderious krogan
- Insane salarian scientist, who never shuts up and knows everything.
- A lamp robot, who can beatbox
- A kleptomaniac acrobat
- Old super angry merc
- A badass asari granny with sexiest body.
- Lizzard man, who can kill you in the blink of the eye. Likes to pray on freetime…
And also:
- human krogan equivalent with recless nature. Likes to make fun of people.
- angry last 50'000 old popsicle…
- A.I. with sexy voice and body and lots of questions about her existence. Can’t get answers from any male or female with attraction to women…
- Snarky british comm officer. Uses you because of your shower…
- Sweet shuttle pilot, who’s your best friend forever…
- dumbass skilled pilot, who also never shuts up and knows everything. Everyone wanted to strangle him at least once.. Literal bff, who works only for you because you have the best ship around…
“The Pathfinder wanted to see where I grew up.”
Runs in the Family (2/?)
Hey. Hey @midna2123. This is what you can look forward to on Saturday.
Man, I’d be a lot more worried about the facial animations in Andromeda if I wasn’t seeing the same five examples over and over again.
Or, you know, if I made my game buying decisions on facial animations alone
Honestly, if there’s anything that actually has me worried, it’s the apparent lack of Quarians
if you close your eyes right before the bottle hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.
Confession: Commander Shepard changed my life. She was a big influence in my decision to join the military. I strive to be the type of soldier that would make her proud.
mod note: thank you for your service!