creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*
8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0
there’s no age limit for this
me at 8: but what if you gave it a hug?
me at 31: but what if you gave it a hug?
– Смотри: я сфинкс….
Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important
“look: i’m a sphinx”
you’re right that was important
good evening here’s an infographic i created on how to determine if a video game is good. no i will not be taking criticisms. thank you.
damn she just eviscerated everyone on this website
HELLO???
The way I was called out
Goodbye
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The way I gasped when she mentioned the mafia trope I can't 😔✋
strong stoic man with sad past: *adopts child*
me every single time:
why are all pride flags just stripes make that shit like Wales
slap a fuckin dragon on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh wyrm???
As a teenager I was pretty unimpressed with adults giving each other tours of their homes and kitchens, but as an adult I now understand this is the equivalent of inviting your friends over to see all your toys and that’s chill actually
it’s the grown up version of showing your mum your clean room you spent all day tidying
holy crap that’s exactly what it is
Nice try, burglars.
Y'all, I clicked through over forty terrible clickbait ads to figure out what the fuck was up with doorknobs and rubber bands. I am here, a scarred survivor, to tell you this bullshit is about keeping your kids' doors from latching so you don't wake them up from their nap if you check on them while they're asleep. That's it. That's all. Go and be free of the clickbait. Remember me fondly.
Must scifi be "good"? Is it not enough for the characters to be gay, in space?
”Man, who knew Republicans so revered the civil rights movement. Wait til they find out we’re having another one right now! They’ll be so excited!”
Ashley Nicole Black, from the genius A Black Lady Sketch Show
