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“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”
“Mmhmm”
I showed this to my best friend who is from Baltimore and we have been cackling for a few minutes now.
I looked at her and asked “is that really how you talk” 😂 she said “YES” as she was laughing so hard she couldn’t breathe!
I have a question. What do you call these three things? They have different names depending on where you live, and I’m curious.
Freeze pops - Shopping Cart - Hair Ties
Ice pop, trolley & bobble
Hometown answers because why not 😂🤷🏻♀️ Freeze pop, carriage, elastic
Popsicle, cart, hair band 🤣
Popsicle, cart, hair tie.
Popsicle,cart,twistie
Freezie, grocery cart, hair tie.
Freezie pop, cart, and hair tie
Nine: Wow, I thought this would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s just difficult difficult lemon difficult.
Wow, if this ain’t me.
“My life has been too much panic and not enough disco.”
— Six
It’s Mother’s Day coming up, so I’m thinking of all the women in my life and all the awesome roles they play (mothers, non-mothers, and never-mothers alike).
“I wonder how they could yell Barabbas instead of Jesus. I wonder how they sang Hosanna and days later, Crucify him. I wonder how Pontius could wash his hands of it, as though a dirty conscience could be so easily cleaned. But – I am Barabbas, sinner set free. I yell Crucify him as I sing praises with ease. I am Pontius, who turned a blind eye to glory. And yet, so Christ still died for me. Still he died, where I should be, a perfect love on that tree.”
— J.S. Park
I slept on my neck wrong and it was so painful on top of being sick. so Tonight he gave me a 2 hour neck massage. Between rolling a hot water bottle around to rubbing coconut oil on it I am feeling a million times better!
Like 2 weeks ago. We are getting that system at work so I was the guinea pig for the lunch and learn. I know a lot of people have sensitivity with that system but I have been fine.
However I hate the maintenance part. I am not a fan of the after gel. It makes my gums so sensitive that I struggle to keep it on the whole 15min period. Like I am more sensitive right now than I was during the initial procedure. Which is crazy. But I can’t tell if I am just being a baby about it? Maybe. I hate mouth stuff.
Life lately. I have been so busy with work and momming it up I have barely been around other then a quick scroll here and there. We had a great Christmas with our little fam. Mikey got a bike and Avery got a rocking horse. They loved it. I got a coffee maker and a pottery obsession. My husband got dates, 12 preplanned dates for the year. The day after Christmas me and the ids passed up and went to visit my parents and my parents kept them So I could be a bridesmaid in my best friend’s wedding. It was quite epic. I missed my college friends so much. My old roommate was my date, which was perfect because she new everyone and was totally chill while I did wedding stuff. My husband just started a new job and we are all adjusting to his new hours. I’ll try and not suck at this now.
Happily waiting in the longest ever chipotle line because I get to do it alone. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
drunk girls that can’t stop outpouring compliments and affection to the people around them are literally too high quality for this world
like literally can u believe that women are so pure that when they are uninhibited and they can’t logically filter their actions all their brains can think to do is try to make friends w/ ppl and tell them they’re pretty
