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what will the name of this tumblr sexyman be?
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Customer: SPY GIRL DMV: SPY=CIA=FEDERAL AGENT. ORDERED BY SAME CUSTOMER AS ‘SPYMAN’. There is a mix of unacceptable, expired and current 'spy’ plates on record… Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Continuing our DDR setlist.
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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out
okay done 👍 why am i hurts
Because of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead of important things like eating I think the words “The App” repeatedly untill I close it
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dirk strider. i realize the first one doesnt have his tattoo on it but thats okay his glasses are also defying gravity in it so im giving myself a pass
reference for the first sketch below
Everyone is so focused on transfemme John changing her name to June, after a single conversation with Vriska, who she admitted to not knowing that well anyway...
And yet people are sleeping on 'Jodi' after Jodie Foster who is brought up in several pesterlogs, including one with Vriska.
just found this while looking for smthn in discord, i don’t remember making it but i was right
remember when someone wrote a callout post about me because of this post
idk the exact wording but basically they said this post was “sexualizing people without their consent”
I asked all the Julians in the world and they’re cool with this post actually
He's actually king of the male whores.
ohhh the things they would have said to each other :(
Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.
Phone.... Don't call me out like this... Very rude tbh...
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modern day who’s on second
official-spookifers-child
“me saw who! me saw who!!!”
I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already
hs guardians r caricatures of like actual people in the way kids start to realize that teachers dont actually live at schools and have their own lives. charlie brown adults going wawawa when they talk type thang.
its so hard to balance guardians doing weird shit because they are guardians and the person themselves being unhinged as hell. like bro tossing dave around as an aloof evil older brother trope? makes sense. Dirk Strider doing all of that…? dude what is wrong with your brain???
correct !!!
#homestuck#ABSOLUTELY CORRECT#this is why#i took issue with the whole#'bro was abusive' conversation#not that it would have been an inappropriate story beat#but hussie#i KNOW your ass wasn't intending to portray an abusive relationship#early homestuck antics were a lot more cartoonish#and i just don't gel#with likening abuse to cartoon antics
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it's always the assumption that trolls should switch to sleeping in human beds and eating human food. bitch i wanna see humans eat bugs and then go to sleep in slime
its so fun that T comes in little vials and it changes your appearance. its like a magic potion except you dont drink it