you know it's a good thing we have the words "pierce" and "piercing" otherwise we'd have to say shit like i got more holes today
got penetrated at claire's
does anyone miss the specific way that the sunlight used to fall over everything in childhood lol just kidding i am thinking about normal stuff like sending emails
cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through
HOLY SHIT WHAT???
Since I can’t afford to sue DC, to force them to live up to the letter and the spirit of our long-time agreements; since even winning such a suit would take ridiculous amounts of money out of my pocket and years out of my life (I’m 67 years old, and don’t have the years to spare), I’ve decided to take a different approach, and fight them in a different arena, inspired by the principles of asymmetric warfare. The one thing in our contract the DC lawyers can’t contest, or reinterpret to their own benefit, is that I am the sole owner of the intellectual property. I can sell it or give it away to whomever I want. I chose to give it away to everyone. If I couldn’t prevent Fables from falling into bad hands, at least this is a way I can arrange that it also falls into many good hands. Since I truly believe there are still more good people in the world than bad ones, I count it as a form of victory.
Pokémon have gotten loose on Tumblr again!
im on it
I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit.
My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise
Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?
Me walking into work
She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three
When my hot wrestler wife leaves me
Oh wrong post
No stay in this space with me
prev tags too good not to save
If tumblr deletes me yknow where to find me
the worst part about washing dishes is having to jack off all the silverware
shout to all of my friends who supported and encouraged me to make this post despite my reservations ♥️
oh to be a little witch drawn in an anime artstyle who wears billowy cloaks and aprons and lives in a hollowed out vehicle in the woods filled with plants and potions of many kinds