Get Boned

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

mii channel theme playing while my dead body floats down a river

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

7. White people explored the world and found every place there were people. They left absolutely no hole unfucked. And then they wanna complain when they can’t use their expired coupons CAROL.

8. I am a white people and I don’t trust white people.

13 year old me was soooo damn proud of not being like other girls because I wasn’t “‘‘‘‘‘boy crazy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ hooty hoo dumbass there’s a reason for that

Bonfire boi and his little fren 

children should not be scared of their parents end of story no excuses

fathers be like i fucked u over during the most important formative years of ur life and was never there for u but now that ur an adult and theres no help or effort needed from me lets be best friends bud!

“i wanna fix our relationship”

pay me 187k in cash by tomorrow 

‘24/7 Inconvenience Store’ 

About the daily life of Worker who works at a 24/7 store where supernatural customers are the norm. Worker is constantly tired and thinks they’re not getting paid enough for this job.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

being gay doesnt excuse you from being transphobic and racist lmao whoops

god fuckin nerfed me by giving me depression and the moment my brain starts making dopamine again im going to climb my way to heaven and kick his fuckin ass

the chaotic energy in this post is on par with that one dril tweet

that’s because unlike dril i intend to keep my promises

Ah.

I got misogyny all wrong.

The hottest take

אני אוהב אותך!!!

Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,

WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG

my SU fan theory

@deadly-doctor