mothers day cards: hey queen 👸😋! thank you for cooking 🍳 and cleaning 🧽🧹🧺 and shopping 🛍🛒 and taking care of our health insurance 🙊⚕️and just being a great beautiful lady! 🥰❤️ we love you so much mom!!!
fathers day cards: you FART 💨 and thats FUNNY 🤡
back in the fallout pit, fortunately my art has improved since 2016 so I can draw doctors hanging out together somewhat effectively now
From TIME’s Top 100 Photos of 2022: Israeli police confront mourners as they carry the casket of slain Al Jazeera veteran journalist Shireen Abu Akleh during her funeral in east Jerusalem, on May 13. Abu Akleh, a Palestinian-American reporter who covered the Mideast conflict for more than 25 years, was shot dead during an Israeli military raid in the West Bank town of Jenin. Maya Levin-AP
fig disintegrating biscotti with her mind
when u unholster the gas pump and expose its insert and u push it into ur cars hole and feel the hose stiffen with liquid and u hold down on the trigger watching your cars tank fill all the way up until its close to its breaking point and only then do u let the pump slide out and its still dripping and u plug ur car up to make sure nothing leaks out and u dont even clean the pump as u hang it back up for the next car to enjoy
clearly you don't own an air fryer
So that’s how my morning is going.
Blessings
HOW DARE YOU HIDE EFFERVESCENT IN THE TAGS!
yuri in the dashcon ball pit
Beau Dick (1955-2017) — Bella Coola Sun Mask [yellow cedar, acrylic paint, and hide fasteners, 1986]
hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot
date idea: take them to the rainforest cafe and start screaming like you’re about to die when the fake thunderstorm begins
Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"
