I’m in the bathroom and a girl just came out to her friend ad my shit is halfway out my ass and they heard some plunk into the toilet and one girl said “Is anyone else here?” why do I get stuck in situations like this
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kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
me: well lets see kids
me: *throws dart at map of the world*
me: hm
me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
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failnation
thanks to reddit, my dogs tag is a hit with my friends http://failnation.tumblr.com
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the only way adam sandler could outdo himself at this point: “little sandlers”, a movie where adam sandler has to take care of seven horrific cg babies that each have a fully grown adult adam sandler head and say unintelligible baby noises in adam sandler’s fully grown adult voice
macaroniandregret want???
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smooth
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literally anyone: *tells me a story*
me in my head: i wonder why spongebob is still single? he seems like a good guy. he has a permanent job and owns his own house. he's funny too.... a good quality to have in a boyfriend. is it because he can't drive? he tried :/ or is it because he loves krabby patties so much and wont let love in. either way at least he has gary :)
me: yeah cool
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honestly… square up you fuckin nerd i wanna fight
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I’m not sorry for this omg
Source: flappypussyz
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Funfact
Lisa Frank, the woman who designs this shit:
Is my neighbor, and a stone cold bitch.
dicksp8jr
i need to know more
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when even google can’t help u find the answer to ur homework
Source: bunsen