I Understand Nothing

   cheese!

i’m so happy rn guys

I……… have nothing to say.

mint green like his eyes, peach pink like his lips

I see no difference

#ur moves are weak aqua

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hey, it’s an angel

I felt like drawing fat puppies…

Toy Story 4 (2019) dir. Josh Cooley

+ Bonus: the training

Imagine it’s 2am . We’re making pancakes while dancing in the kitchen, while our favorite songs are playing and we’re singing along, laughing.

When people tell stories about how their parents beat them, it’s always interesting to see their face change because they expected me to say “me too lol” but I instead say “I’m really sorry. You didn’t deserve that” Last time a co worker who also has West Indian parents was telling me in a joking way how he remembers being beaten with a belt because lied about his report card. As he was laughing it off and saying he deserved it, I just said “wow that’s awful hun. You didn’t deserve that.” And his whole face changed. Like it hadn’t occurred to him that it’s messed up that a part of remembering his childhood is remembering how badly it hurt to be beaten so badly at such a young age. Another time I had a friend, non West Indian parents, who talked about how she made a mess on a dress that her parents got her. It was really expensive apparently and she spilled red juice on it. She talked about how she was ordered to take the dress of and was beaten with a belt too without any clothes on. And she was laughing and said “I was a bad ass kid lol” and I said “no hun you were just a kid”. And she looked at me and immediately stopped laughing and just sat there like “yea…I was just a kid. I don’t know why they did that to me” My mom was raised in a household where she was beaten so badly….I just don’t understand how she is so loving now growing up in a home where she got so little love. They called it discipline, but once she became a social worker she began to see that it was abuse. That she grew up terrified of her parents, although they thought it was respect that my mom felt. It was fear. We have to get comfortable challenging what is often seen as cultural norms. We have to be a generation of people who are not ashamed to say “I would never beat my child”.

According to Mario’s Japanese trophy description in Melee, Mario is 26 years old.

Which seems young enough

But Bowser was also a baby in Yoshi’s Island.

Which means Bowser is also around 26 years old

Bowser isn’t a hot dad he’s a hot young man in his prime

You don’t know what Koopa lifespans are. 26 could be equivalent to like 50.