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im at a taco bell that has fairy lights and several water features? this is the nicest tacobell i have ever seen in my entire life???
hello???
google isn't letting us accept any routes home now
Hotel California looks different than I imagined.
do NOT kill a bug loose in your home. do NOT release it outside. mail it to me P.O. box 453 in LA CA. i teach them circus tricks. if my training doesn’t work i will eat it
idgaf what college those girls went to get your damn shoes off the bed!!
in bed with the lights off at 7:40pm big as fuck glass of ice water i don't care what happens to anyone or anything bye
Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.
redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat
he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this”
i think of this image at least once a month its so funny how this is just what its actually like
sighs but in the way that dogs do sometime
hey did you know that the wellington airport in new zealand used to have a gigantic statue of gollum catching a fish and it’s one of the scariest things i’ve ever seen? if i saw this thing while i was delirious from a 14 hour flight with no sleep i would die on the spot
got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he’s made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces
sure is yeah. keep me updated
i believe jesus once said "give a man a tesla model 3 and he will drive it for a year. give a woman a 2006 toyota camry and she will drive it for a lifetime"
i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles
A girl playing with her toys
Now kiss
God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right
It was a woman that did it!
last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down
Happy one year since I killed the queen
SILENT HILL 3 ↳ Growing Strong and Healthy …MINMO!
Literally iconic
