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Necra

@necra98 / necra98.tumblr.com

what is consistency

we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

oh there's a third! bland, new south wales!

I'm sorry but I just have to appreciate the wordplay on that last sign. It's brilliant.

The last thing my dream brain said to me before I woke up this morning was “Toblerone snake.”

So, uh… here you go.

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novah-the-booi

Ok I fucking love toblerones so I adore this

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Reblogged

Skimbleshanks is really called that bc he has a collection of shanks /j

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OMG SKAKSKSAKAKAKAAKKAAK

one of the kittens: so how did you get your name, Skimble?

Skimble: *inhales deeply*

Munkustrap: 👁👄👁 s k I m b l e n o

Or wait........

Jenny: what do you have there?

Skimble: A KNIFE!

Jenny: *panicking for everyone's safety* N O W H Y D O Y O U H A V E T H A T?!?!?!?

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awuidgskjdbai

another alt:

Skimble: *crying* Im not allowed to protect the colony anymore Skimble: *pulls out shank* because I killed somebody

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