we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland
oh there's a third! bland, new south wales!
I'm sorry but I just have to appreciate the wordplay on that last sign. It's brilliant.
The "these two things are not related" at the end absolutely elevates this to god tier
The last thing my dream brain said to me before I woke up this morning was “Toblerone snake.”
So, uh… here you go.
Ok I fucking love toblerones so I adore this
Skimbleshanks is really called that bc he has a collection of shanks /j
OMG SKAKSKSAKAKAKAAKKAAK
one of the kittens: so how did you get your name, Skimble?
Skimble: *inhales deeply*
Munkustrap: 👁👄👁 s k I m b l e n o
Or wait........
Jenny: what do you have there?
Skimble: A KNIFE!
Jenny: *panicking for everyone's safety* N O W H Y D O Y O U H A V E T H A T?!?!?!?
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another alt:
Skimble: *crying* Im not allowed to protect the colony anymore Skimble: *pulls out shank* because I killed somebody