I was trying to do it to the tune of Mambo number five but I feogot all the other lyrics except for that one
the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since
same energy
12/27/17
thanks man
People really out there being named ‘Merlin’ like god damn please dont cast lightning bolt on my dick
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It might seem a bit mad, but there’s nothing wrong with using toilets as Transportation…
…if you end up…
…in a magical place….
…full of like-minded and diverse peoples.
posts with a deep emotional significance
sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
ma'am will you stop being in labor your husband is doing the worm
so what do u think about plays
i like how in a theatre time and space are necessarily metaphorical. i don’t like how plays always have to begin with someone walking onstage and talking. too many directors try to work around this by having someone walk onstage and brood in silence for a moment before talking. this is worse.
If you were directing a play, how would it begin?
bagpipes at the back of the auditorium so everyone turns their heads and when they’ve turned back around the play has already begun
façade was literally the funniest game imaginable, no more games should even try to be funny because it just isn't worth it, they can't compare. nothing will ever be funnier than entering trip and graces' house and grace saying "So how have you been, John?" and you replying "bug ass" and them giving you possibly the most expressive stares of horror before firmly asking you to leave
when the hampsterdance song comes on theres no holding me back
this is a real tweet
how did he fuck up the phone call this badly