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My Humanity Switch Is Off...

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Jules/Julia || 21 || I seriously need a nap and Stefan Salvatore and Geralt of Rivia to hold me -crush me with his biceps
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Y/N : I can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together
Elijah ,swallowing the key: truly unfortunate
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Y/N: if anyone ever hurt you , I’d hunt them down to the ends of the earth so I could kill them
Kol: if you asked , I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.
Damon [ throughly disturbed and a little scared ] you guys know normal couples don’t say these things to each other right?
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[Klaus and y/N about to sleep together for the first time]
Klaus : are you nervous?
Y/N : yeah
Klaus : is this your fist time ?
Y/N: No,I’ve been nervous many times
Elijah : care to explain the text I got last night?
Y/N : omg I’m so sorry , it was autocorrect
Elijah: autocorrect wrote “your so hot,please step on me “?
Y/N : yeah it’s supposed to say you’re
Kol AND Y/N : how come whenever we have fun , it’s considered wrong?
Elijah: people die when you two have fun.
Y/N : Am I in trouble?
Klaus : Take a guess
Y/N : No?
Klaus : take another guess
Y/N : that bullshit , kol isn’t in love with me .
Klaus : yes he is
Elijah: yes he is
Rebcca: yes he is
Kol: yes i am
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Geralt: Y/N and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s- You: Sentences. Geralt: Don’t interrupt me.

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Geralt: How’s the sexiest person here~? Jaskier: I don’t know, how are they~? Geralt, flustered: I- You, from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks!

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“If I have 15 minutes, we’d drink tea, eat biscuits. I talk, you laugh, and we’d be on our way. Unfortunately, I don’t. Come with me now to a chic little hotel in West Berlin. Or, stay here and spend the night with the Russians, hang from a pipe having your toenails removed.”

Henry Cavill as Napoleon Solo in The Man from U.N.C.L.E (2015)

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