*ticks off fingers* renfri, the striga, pavetta, ciri, at this point i'm convinced that geralt of rivia is an in-universe cryptid, but like, strictly for princesses.

legend has it that if you are the daughter of royalty and some cruelty has befallen you, you need only walk into the forest, call geralt of rivia's name thrice, and the white wolf shall materialize before you to ask why the fuck you're shouting at him and demand payment for helping you. then he shall cure you of your ills and fade back into the mist without even your thanks or the payment he demanded in the first fucking place.

how dare you be funnier than me on my own post

Okay, but THIS.

My therapist only recently understood that when I said, “I don’t know how to make this phone call or make this appointment.” I very literally meant I didn’t know what to do. I can dial the phone, but what do I say EXACTLY? What questions are going to be asked? What do I need to have on hand? What if they ask me something I don’t know the answer to?

I’m one of those people that needs very specific and detailed instructions if I’m doing something for the first time.

Be patient with people. We all have our struggles. Sometimes it can make all the difference in the world knowing someone can spare a few minutes to care about you and walk you through something that’s hard for you.

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

ranibow sprimkle……..

kepchup.

SPINCH

B A N C H

chichen nuggest

b R o G L e

strawbebbies..

mAeShMoLoWa

I’m cryin