Marta: So you’re saying there’s no one that you’re even interested in? Michael: There was somebody for a little while, but it was too much of a brother. Bother.
Marta Complex - 1x12
[ submission by @shoomlah ]
Marta: So you’re saying there’s no one that you’re even interested in? Michael: There was somebody for a little while, but it was too much of a brother. Bother.
Marta Complex - 1x12
[ submission by @shoomlah ]
Lucille: He’s had business classes. Buster: W-W-Wait. 18th-century agrarian business, but I guess it’s all the same principles. Let me ask you, are you at all concerned about an uprising?
Pilot - 1x01
J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.
Pier Pressure - 1x10
Michael: You’re building houses in Iraq? Do you know how they punish treason? George: First time. Michael: I’ve never heard of a second. George: I’ve got the worst [bleep]ing attorneys.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake - 1x22
[ submission by @kimberlyoadams ]
Michael: Let’s burn this son of a bitch. It’s going to be our best summer ever, buddy.
Top Banana - 1x02 [ submission from @frank_e_conlon ]
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
[ submission by @lissabt & @amandaach ]
G.O.B.: Great speech last night. Michael: Really? What did it inspire you to do, kill somebody? G.O.B.: Getting there.
Marta Complex - 1x12 [ submission by @shoomlah ]
Michael: What have we always said is the most important thing? George Michael: Breakfast. Michael: Family. George Michael: Family, right. I thought you meant of the things you eat.
Pilot - 1x01
GOB: But where did the lighter fluid come from?
Burning Love - 2x09
[ submission by David S. ]
Michael: You’re going to get some hop-ons.
Key Decisions - 1x04
[ submission from... everyone ;) ]
GOB: Sweet blade. Shopkeeper: It’s the Sword of Destiny. It’s full of ancient magic. GOB: Oh, yeah? You into magic?
Sword of Destiny - 2x15
[ submission from Kristi P ]
Ann Veal: You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.
Meat the Veals - 2x16
Michael: Are you serious? Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once called the worst audience participant Cirque du Soleil ever had.
Sad Sack - 2x05
Uncle Jack: Swoop me, Dragon!
Ready, Aim, Marry Me, 2x10 And a bonus, thank you Nathan Bearofoats: