Hey Tracer, why do you walk like that

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people

how are we feelin

"Don't be a Job Hopper" 1940s Disney WWII propaganda poster

laptop husbandry tip: the fans spinning up just means its EXCITED, not DISTRESSED. this is a COMMON MISCONCEPTION and it does not need to go to the vet

my boy is so excited

my boy is so healthy and h appy

Remember?

I decided that I REALLY wanted to draw up a bunch of Santas this year, but with December looming I didn’t feel like I had time to do the research necessary to undertake the project the way that I’d like.  Lucky for me, I’m pals with renowned Christmas expert Benito Cereno, who, like me, lives in ol’ Kentucky.  I told him what I wanted to do, and he gave me a list of Santa variants and reference imagery to get me started, and answered all of my questions as I set to work putting my own spin on them.  He was also kind enough to write the copy on the bordered stands. I made these as a simple, decorative papercraft set.  You can see the standing figures and the gift band in which they come here, where, coincidentally, you can also buy them.  The original color art for these is available as well.

We’re in full Christmas swing here at the Schweizer house, with garland and lights and nog and the whole to-do, and working on these while we watched this or that adaptation of A Christmas Carol certainly put me in the Christmas spirit; I hope that reading them teaches you a little something (it did me!), and helps you get into it, too.

Reblogging on my main blog rather than my side-one just to remind folks that yes, Le Père Noël, the French Father Christmas, used to look quite different and be its own character before Santa Claus came in and Americanized Noël

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

abandoned space elevator

Accurate recreation of me when I said "Oh wow thats a pretty picture I wonder where they took it at" and then scrolled down to see the tag #pixel art

Sci-fi Landscapes by Andrew Porter

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

Whoever lives like this….. we live in such different worlds that i don’t even want to know you

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

Pardon me as I enter my ATLA phase…

Fire Starter for @magspy 🔥

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megan thee stallion wearing a bruno bucciarati inspired dress the the crunchyroll anime awards

whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

Miku family reunion

for today's lucky 10,000, here's the song that OP is talking about

it is genuinely sweet and charming and I'm so glad to have googled it

The meme is funny, but Miku's grandpa (the IBM 7094) actually looked like this:

He took up 2,000+ square feet and helped with NASA's "Saturn" flights.

Look how big and clunky he is. He had to work really hard to sing that song ;_; please appreciate him.

if you want to feel emotions here’s a combination of the IBM704 and Hatsune Miku singing Daisy Bell as a duet

sorry i wanted to draw miku singing with her grandpa 🥺

Spongebob, stop playin' with me pussy lips or yer fired! Agagagagagagaga

Ed Binkley