Saggy Memory

“The most important thing, married or single, is that you can’t compare your life to overly simplified fantasy figures on TV, in movies, or in magazines. Every human being is unique. Every relationship is unique. If you’re in it, it’s your job to find out what’s unique about it. I don’t think you should be in a relationship and downgrade it because it doesn’t look the same as some Hollywood image.”

This show inspires me on so many levels

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Broad City S02E07 | Titanic

aRE U KIDDING ME

btw i just looked at the playlist they linked and i am so fucking mad

The resurgence of rick rolling has brought about a new form of rick rolling. A rick rolling where you trick someone into thinking you’re going to classic rick roll them, only to link them to a photograph of the video, or an ashley tisdale cover, or this playlist. 

Like living creatures, memes must evolve to survive….

I love that he looks more inconvenienced than truly angry.

I want a cigarette case so i can put candy cigarettes in it

Broad City S02E08 | The student has become the teacher.