“chancellor palpatine, sith lords are our speciality.” funniest fucking line in star wars history. obi-wan, who has never killed a sith and knows he has never killed a sith, talking about himself and a guy who is going to become a sith lord within half a week, and speaking directly to the sith lord who is going to make that guy a sith lord, with FULL fucking confidence: “sith lords are our speciality.” he says this to palpatine’s face. to his face. to darth sidious’ face. in the most condescending fucking voice. completely unaware that he is speaking directly to the sith lord, to THE sith lord, who before the week is out is going to directly fuck over his entire life’s work and everything he loves and believes in: “sith lords are our speciality.” could you be any more cringefail. actually palpatine deserved his whole victory for not bursting into laughter then and there

i cannot emphasise enough that there is exactly sixty seconds between him saying this and him getting knocked fully unconscious. by a sith lord.

Better reaction image thanks to the amazing @hegodamask 💙

can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

Actually Minecraft deciding that sleep depravation was gonna make flying demons attack you was realistic as fuck

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

that last paragraph only applies to Lake Superior, the northernmost Great Lake! to be fair though, Superior is bigger than all of the other Great Lakes combined.

and that's not to say that the other Great Lakes aren't equally dangerous! each of these things earned the 'Great' descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren't all classified as inland seas is because they're not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.

be aware!

I joked before on bug-related discord servers that there wasn't a single neurotypical on here

So let's make a poll about it for shit & giggles! (What do you mean I'm gonna get a big sampling bias)

Rules :

*Insert your language* favourite songs ask

Native or chosen language songs! (anything but English basically)(because spyld :))

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx

does that other storm chaser's car have "LOL" written on it with duct tape or am I misinterpreting something

[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]

No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

Again, please reblog if you vote. At least like, man

For everyone not from the US this is 15.5°

OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

A helpful visual: