it's actually insane paid sick leave is controversial in the US. it's not just out of touch rich people either. there are minimum wage workers literally negatively impacted by lack of labor laws in the US that just think their suffering is necessary and everyone else is a pussy. the whole work culture here is toxic. I want to explode at work every day

reblog for AUTISM!!!

But everybody knows that the REAL reward for finishing a side quest is to have it off the quest list and its markers removed from the map.

#we play video games to enjoy wildest fantasies#and mine? is to cross shit off my todo list

i hope goncharov ends with a crowdfunding scam we haven't had a good crowdfunding scam in a long time

alright they added 101 songs to wrapped this year everyone tell me that lucky 101 that squeezed its way in

blunt rotation with the artists of songs #4 and 20 on your Spotify Wrapped ready go

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

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At least they got the autopilot working correctly

fuck it we ball

best thing about this election cycle is republicans losing and the second best thing is republicans trying to explain why

big shoutout to gen z and the parents of gen z who did not take them to hooters as children

Reading this tweet without even attempting to interpret it. Just basking in it

10-year-old after eating subpar chicken at the Titty Restaurant: It all makes sense now. we should invade Uzbekistan.

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks

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