š§šŖā¤ļøHalsey in Brussels
I HAVENT SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
I want Kate Winslet to send her a formal apology.
you ever catch yourself being really emo and youāre like lol calm the fuck down gerard way this isnāt 2004 pull yourself together
i was looking through medieval drawings of demons the other day and i found the demons that make you gayĀ Ā
textbook: (historical figure) remained celibate throughout their entire life
me, a homosexual who Knows Better: sure
you know what movie pisses me off? 27 dresses with katherineĀ heiglĀ likeā¦ā¦this bitch has 27 friends that all want her to be their bridesmaid and shes SAD cause she cant get a man????? BITCH i would KILL a man if i could have 27 friends that love me that much. id kill 27 men
I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, itās spoken directly to her, in private, and with love.
I donāt speak negatively about my wife to other people. Not because sheās perfect (which is an impossible and unfair standard) but because she deserves a husband she can trust. To say anything about my wife that I wouldnāt say to her face, would be a betrayal of that trust.
I never want her to spend a single moment worrying about the way I talk about her when sheās not around.
A little louder
I RARELY CRITICIZE MY WIFE, BUT WHEN I DO, ITāS SPOKEN DIRECTLY TO HER, IN PRIVATE, AND WITH LOVE.Ā
I DONāT SPEAK NEGATIVELY ABOUT MY WIFE TO OTHER PEOPLE. NOT BECAUSE SHEāS PERFECT (WHICH IS AN IMPOSSIBLE AND UNFAIR STANDARD) BUT BECAUSE SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND SHE CAN TRUST. TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY WIFE THAT I WOULDNāT SAY TO HER FACE, WOULD BE A BETRAYAL OF THAT TRUST.Ā
I NEVER WANT HER TO SPEND A SINGLE MOMENT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY I TALK ABOUT HER WHEN SHEāS NOT AROUND.Ā
(is that loud enough?)Ā
*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
when the secret message in Long Live isĀ āFor Youā
oh snap
REBLOG.
FOREVER.
This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway āinner criticā and this comic is perfect ā¤ļø
Can you rank your top ten favorite Taylor Swift Songs?