Dodie Smith, I Capture the Castle
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
Glad to know I can still go full anime if needed :’D
Request by earthflames
assassins creed khr crossover au. mostly because i want to see tsuna in the creed uniform _(:3
Choose Ezio’s uniform because Italy = Mafia = Vongola = Tsuna
Let’s be real he would be all
"I am a mafia boss pls this will be easier than dealing with my guardians"
*trips over nothing, falls out of a two story building, lands on explosives bag, sets everything on fire, detected by all the guard in a 2 km radius*
"….oh god"
what no how do I gain followers without doing my paperwork.
There is a reason why I
❀ SMILE ❀
it’s because
some people
need it.
He had half a mind to DUMP all these stupid gifts into the nearest dumpster ——— even with Valentine’s Day on a Saturday this year, his ‘fanclub’ had stuffed enough chocolate into his shoe locker on Friday to leave his Chucks smelling like goddamn Hershey’s bars.
“Whatta fuckin’ pain …”
// scREECHES
"I don't know what happened there and why, alright??"
Offline.
Strips on your work desk like 'thanks for the follow forever'.
Stares at you like ‘what the fuck is wrong with you dude’.
…
…
“WOULD YOU GET AWAY FROM ME!?!”
( He was seriously considering it. He really wanted to try and grab the booty in hopes that G. would chicken out of it. But then, that's a flame he'd rather not play with. That guy was insane..! )
With his back more or less pressed up against the wall, Tsunayoshi frantically nodded his head at G. “You’re welcome man, anytime! No need to thank me, y’know! That’s what family is there for!"
the walking dead sentence meme.
When a popular blog follows you
i am not a child now, i can take care of M Y S E L F . i mustn’t let them down now, mustn’t let them see me cry.
i’m fine… i’m fine…
why do you hide your claws, child? you have lions in your heart.
bare your teeth; & do not go g e n t l e.
you have an inferno in your soul, a melody in your bones.
r i s e, warrior. do not be afraid. you are conquering.
& you will be amazing some day.
╳———≡░▒▓☨
❛ why didn’t anybody tell me how fucking delicious milk is when combined with cinnamon. ❜ except he keeps coughing because of it, but there’s heaven on his tongue!
He ignores the ranting, and instead puts down a plate of cookies onto the table, joining his friend (?) on the other side with a cup of his own.
"There, try to dip these."
It was nice to be drinking something warm and 'proper' with this guy for a change.