well, shit

Her stupid ass

The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

The reactions. I can’t stop laughing.

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

He’s correct

there is not a single thing about this image I am not absolutely obsessed with

WHERES THE LIE

who give a shit

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

x

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus

2020 mood

On December 10, 2020, Brandon Bernard is scheduled to be executed by the federal government for a crime he committed when he was 18 years old. He has spent 21 years on death row. Five out of the nine surviving jurors that found him guilty and one of his prosecutors no longer agree with his sentence. Please spread his story on social media, email President Trump, and call the Justice Department to ask them to commute his sentence to life without parole. Brandon Bernard’s crime is incompatible with his punishment and we cannot allow the federal government to follow through with this.

Please click the source link to be taken to his website, which details his life in prison and ways you can advocate for him. In the replies are a page with specific actions we can take to help his case and an Instagram post to share.

Here is a page on his site with new evidence released during his case showing that his sentence is undeserved:

Here is a Huffpost article detailing his childhood, crime, trial, and upcoming execution:

The Umbrella Academy: *all join Vanya in the car*

Me:

me reading the classics

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

facts

oh no he didn’t

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

Oh my GOOOOOD