Take the shade and throw it away :)

I just get to eat the butt of the most gorgeous daddy whenever he feels like it and I truly just love that for myself

My GrubHub driver just asked if I was LGBTQ??? And then gave me his son's Instagram handle and invited me to his 420 party??? Crasy

You know those posts that are like I'm not gonna argue with a man that has a fat ass.... That's me to my boyfriend. Literally whatever you say beautiful

I'm so fucking annoyed I've been applying to Product Manager jobs for TWO months! I've gotten like two total interview requests. I've been modifying my resume, messaging recruiters, making sure I meet qualifications... And my boyfriend applies to this job this morning and gets a call 10 minutes later!!! Lmfao I hate healthcare.

The good thing about this cold is that I've been having an abnormal amount of sex lately 🥴. Just been using each other's bodies all weekend 🥵

It was my birthday the other day. I had to dress for the occasion 😈

There is something that clicks in my brain watching a 45 year old bull of a man get so childlike in the presence of snow... I'm feral

My stupid sexy boyfriend keeps sexting me while we're apart for the holidays like I'm not gonna hop on a plane to Arkansas you beautiful oaf... I'm still hard though... I'm still hard....

Not to be psychotic but I freaked out at my BF because I thought he didn't really love me because I felt like he didn't understand me and honestly most of that was my own insecurities but this man... Has been doing everything in his power to make me feel loved. He printed out this questionnaire for us to get to know each other better, he planned a surprise date night, he's checking in with me all the time.

Now I feel like shit! I was obvi insecure and he's made it his mission to make sure I don't feel that way. I truly don't deserve this man 🥹

Wish I was this wide all the time 🥺