Like to slap his bald head. Reblog to slap his bald head. You know the drill.
@childlikemperor this one is for you bestie<3 happy valentines day!
Like to slap his bald head. Reblog to slap his bald head. You know the drill.
@childlikemperor this one is for you bestie<3 happy valentines day!
theestallion: Bucciarati HOTTIE 🔥🔥🔥
MEGAN THEE STALLION via Instagram (March 1, 2024)
theestallion: We made it to JAPAN 🇯🇵
at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.
this post is apparently going around terf circles now so i feel like i should let y'all know that you are agreeing with a transsexual lesbian who fucks nasty. get the fuck off my post and also your "feminism" is anything but.
I REALLY like the faggy ambiguity of Lover. this is the person who loves me. maybe we fuck, maybe we're married, maybe we make out at parties, maybe we're exclusive and maybe we're not. but one thing is for absolute certain. we're lovers. we love each other.
Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?"
Cat: "Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries."
thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips
my murder checklist
-get killing knives
-but bleach (to clean blood of my victims) buy*
-get acid that boils and breaks down meat…
_do the killing
-bury body in bag in hole in forest
-get a subway sandwhich for lunch
-go back tonight to cover the body with dirt
-throw away subway garbage
-don’t throw it away at the burial site or thecops will know it me
Mr. Fluffypants is real!
ID: [Tweet by @ahabforpele showing 3 photos of bombed buildings with the caption "Israel bombed a civilian area in my country syria today and y'all think they're targeting hamas"] END ID
“KOSA wont pass, it got rejected the last two times!”
It wasn’t passed because people spoke out against it. People called and emailed their senators. So, CALL / EMAIL YOUR SENATORS. MAKE IT KNOWN THAT WE DO NOT WANT THIS BILL TO PASS!
“But its unconstitutional-“ There’ve been multiple bills passed before that are unconstitutional. This will not be any different to them, they do not care.
STOP KOSA!!!
I’M SCREAMING