do you ever like… hear somebody make a joke about how sad they are and everyone else is laughing but you’re sitting there like: i gotta help this guy. holy shit are you okay bud. nice joke but for real i’m here when you need me we can talk about anything no judgement
brendon urie - talking with hands appreciation post.
au where i’m not crying
“do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time
Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit
when someone tells a funny joke @ ur expense
me too my guy
when ur mental illness starts acting up
when i die just remember i don’t care
1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EAT ICE
Crunchy
Cold. Ice cold.
feelings suck i wish i was a bagel
