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as-i-watch

Like that you can really see how Luffy formed his crew by pushing his friends to go after their dreams and by giving them a reason to live

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spamtons

heyyyyuh boss. yeah i put em to sleep wit da fishies a few minutes ago. yeah they're goin snrrrrk mimimimi. i did tuck em in. i did give em a bed time story.

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sewerfight

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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draconym

Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that

1. we both used the same shampoo and

2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild

3. He's allergic to bees

Itโ€™s likely the scent! Banana scent (Isoamyl acetate) is the same scent as the aggression pheromone bees put out when theyโ€™re angry. Never eat bananas near bees! Always check your lotion, sunscreen, etc bottles for banana scent or isoamyl acetate before going near bees

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hoovse

So you're telling me that when bees get mad they start violently smelling like bananas?

Can confirm! In (hopefully) very rare cases, a large hive full of pissed off bees smells a lot like bananas! Usually thereโ€™s not nearly enough of them for humans to be able to smell it, though.

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arra-tech

@cyber-flow thank you for the funniest tags I've seen all day.

Bee's when they smell your banana shampoo

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listen I donโ€™t discriminate... friends to lovers, enemies to lovers, enemies to friends to lovers, friends to enemies to lovers, as long as it ends in lovers iโ€™m down with it all babey

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Anonymous asked:

penis meridian penis non-euclidean so damn hard it could be made out of obsidian

Obelisk of time mixing rhythm and rhyme, my penis otherworldly and it breaks your mind

PENIS UNMENTIONABLE PENIS INCOMPREHENSIBLE MY PENIS MAKES ALL WHO GAZE UPON IT INSENSIBLE

SOME MAY CALL MY PENIS CRYPTIC, BUT THE TRUTH IS SIMPLE: THAT DICK IS POST-APOCALYPTIC

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