Reblog if you are

I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

where are the notes

we fucking broke it, guys

No notes

I’m reblogging for the no notes, I am pretty entertained right now

“He was asking for it,” snarled Dudley. “Oh yeah?” “He cheeked me.” “Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that’s been taught to walk on its hind legs? ‘Cause that’s not cheek, Dud, that’s true…”

im watching a reality show about two naked strangers survivingn on a beach and from day one the man got sunburned and laid down complaining for the rest ofthe week and the woman built shelter and tools and took care of his burns and basically got shit done while he sat in te shadow

he got better and he dug a well until he found water, she warned him not to drink it without finding a way to boil it first, he ignored her and got diarrhea

this is how our species fucking survived ya know

Greek Mythology in 5 words

Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny.

the struggle is real when you can’t reach your laptop charger

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

It’s been a little while since I’ve seen HLV, but I’m pretty sure that’s how that went down.

(via awkwarddly)

is tumblr staff’s april fools day joke just capitalism

This is strangely one of the coolest gender bends ever 

This makes me so happy look at how cute this is

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I will call them in, and they will respect me. But they won’t. They’ll only use it to tear you down.