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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

ok here we go. recipe/original post here:

i sent this post to my friend who is known for making Concoctions. thinking she'd just find it funny. i underestimated her hubris

so for anyone curious about the white gilgamesh experience. i hope this satiates that sick desire in your hearts

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

A guide to different types transit of systems

Official Post of Massachusetts

Watch your fucking back if you run your mouth is all I'm saying

you know how sometimes you see a shape from a distance and hope it's a cat or other small pettable animal. but it turns out to be just a plastic bag or something. well that's sort of what just happened to me, except for some reason i decided it must be a gargoyle statue someone had decided to abandon on the side of the road. so i think i may have just had a truly unique human experience.

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

his pussy has malicious intentions and devious schemes

there needs to be a jesus on the cross emoji that i can use any time i have to go to work in an hour

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

Roberta Gregory (1984)

our top scientists are hard at work finding new forms of t4t nasty style fucking

our bottom scientists are. hm. well. theyre contributing too 👍

we’re just abnormal men. we’re just abhorrent men

what is going on

oven finished preheating between posts