I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.
#mood
I’m most looking forward to freaking out over everything from the book with my friend @noplacespecial we love rereading and talking about the books all the time.
when friends talk to me about their men
“He could put you on the end of that and say: “Yes, I know you.” The idea is that these two people know each other, knew each other other when they first saw each other, That they recognized each other from their future.” - Joe Wright
why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails
Braden Holtby on his decision not to visit the White House for the Stanley Cup Celebration
A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, “that’ll be a dollar”
The guy thinks, “man, that’s cheap,” but the beer was delicious. So he finishes his beer and decides to take a chance. “Bartender, I’ll have your finest wine” bartender goes through a long process of showing the bottle. Opening it. Aerating the wine. Pouring it into nice a nice glass and says. “That’ll be 50 cents”. The guy can’t believe it. So he thinks ‘fuck it ’ and says “I’ll have a whole bottle of your best scotch “. The bartender hands it to him and says “here. On the house”. Curiosity finally gets the better of the guy. He asks “ok. Where’s the owner” bartender replies “upstairs with my wife”. The guy asks “what’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” And the bartender looks the man in the eye and replies “same thing I’m doing to his business”…
Hey Jeff, change your url please.
chris kreider ☆ who has the best nickname in the game?
idk why Sandra Oh’s comedy chops surprised people like I know she’s been a drama actor for years but never forget her roots and the pinnacle of comedy for her role as Vice Principal Gupta in The Princess Diaries (2001)
WHAT a goddamn mood
You must know… surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I’d scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on. Matthew Macfadyen as Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy in Pride & Prejudice (2005)
Sheary with the empty net goal! (12.22.18)
one of my favorite fucking scenes man beautiful
YESSSS IVE WANTED THIS SCENE FOR SO LONG
$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
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