hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
Passing this good karma
I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.
*sees a kid fall over*
me (under my breath): …..get rekt
my wrist hurts… Must be carpal tunnel
Hey Carol… Had the same feeling a few years back… didn’t turn out to be carpal, but I still went to the doctor anyway! HAHA… Tell the kids I say Hi, and check your email! I fwded you some Minion pictures I saw on Facebook yesterday… Coleen and I were on the floor laughing…. LOL…
- Jurdy
Aries: LETS MCFREAKIN LOSE IT Taurus: sneme (snail meme) Gemini: what is iggy saying Cancer: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure Leo: cheeky nandos Virgo: hi I’m auditioning for the role of Libra: what she says: im fine Scorpio: JUST DO IT Sagittarius: rare pepe Capricorn: [looks at smudged writing on hand] Aquarius: mmm whatcha say Pisces: left shark
ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic
6 Year Old Me: *screams* DINOSAURS
25+ Year Old Me: *screams* DINOSAURS
someone: *playing the piano*
me: …give you this give you that blow a kiss take it back…
someone: i’m playing mozart
me: …if i looked inside your brain…
Ugly cute guys are guys that you think are so cute because they’re charming or sweet and they have like the air of a hot guy but then when u look at them for a long time sometimes u pull back and you’re just like “…..damn he kinda ugly” but in a cute way
me on tumblr: boys are demons! they have killed my crops burned down my house murdered my pets! we must defeat them
me on the streets when i see an average boy w nice hair:
A special message from Twenty One Pilots to FM102.1 listeners
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
