Narcissa and Bellatrix are like the definition of wine mum and vodka aunt

They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…

I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(

HE EATS PEOPLE

The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”

"Come back here with whatever you’re eating!"

"Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing. I know you’re still eating it!"

"Open your mouth. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH."

The best part is that all of these can be seen as the owner’s perspective or the pet’s and it’s all still accurate.

delete this

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

please do yourself a favor and watch this.

good LORD

Dobby the real life former house elf; thekegster

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

i don’t feel like a real adult, i just feel like tommy and chucky in that one rugrats episode where they imagine being grownups they have adult bodies and are wearing suits but they still have their baby heads and they’re trying to drive and go to work and stuff but they don’t understand what’s happening

American education

mr. lovenstein | bonus panel

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95 me: here’s $10.00 me: keep the change 

…that’s surprisingly pleasing…

HAPPY MOMMY HAPPY BABIES

i want to cry

You can tell how good an actor is by how different they are to their character's personality wise in real life

this is good and all but can I just 

this man is a brilliant actor 

he don’t count… because we’re not entirely sure if he’s acting or if he’s seriously iron man….

reblogging for the last comment

After the department gets us half of a subway sub for lunch during a long day of training

#hello #i hate what you’ve done with the place

Oh you’ve redecorated…

I don’t like it

i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.