just like the morning sun

1961

i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about

Nutrients

The realist one

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

I don’t understand this but I understand it

rest assured, rational me and impulsive me are having a fuckin smackdown 24/7 100% of the time

A baby and an adult compared as if they were the same size.  Using Modern Science. 1951. 

Thanks! I hate it.

when u go to the bathroom at the club and u faded af and they ain’t have paper towels

at my gender reveal party

me: opens the box to reveal a completely smooth, black orb

them: ..?????

me: :) 

I want this on my tombstone

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/