don't move honey

Can we talk 

About

How

Beautiful

Snails

Are?

Seriously

Just Look!!!

IT HAS A FLOWER

(Vyacheslav Mishchenko)

Every once in a while this post starts getting  a ton of notes again and it makes me really happy because the world needs more snail love.

Sneautiful

🐯 🐯 🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

brad: *nonsense* claire: uh huh

This literally is The Office

but it’s funny

Finding out that the costume designer of the vagina pants in Janelle Monae’s PYNK music video was a gay man who had to google pictures of vaginas to get them looking right is the FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER LEARNED. 

The designer:

gay dude didn’t know what vaginas look like so he did research and structured a detailed design tout de suite. straight guys will look at pu$$y for 50 years and still be unable to pinpoint the clit. goodbye.

Want a gf but I ain’t prepared… I’ve no land to give, no cattle…

Desire paths are just the best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think ‘too far cut thru grass for food’ and others will be like ‘other human have good idea. I follow’ until there’s a beaten path when there’s perfectly acceptable sidewalks to either side

For example

these are called “olifantenpaadjes” in dutch (little elephant paths) (remember this for later it’s important) and there’s a whole facebook page dedicated to it, where people can send in pictures of these “elephant paths” all across the country and they get rated with stars.

apparently, a city renovated its park, and ended up putting a tree branch over a beloved path:

of course, this meant the path had become unusable, which is an utter tragedy, so an anonymous citizen did the rational thing and got up in the middle of the night, went to the park, and cut the branch in half using a chainsaw. 

so like.. this citizen should probably get arrested for destruction of public property right??? nah. the city just thought it was funny and even made a joke about it when the renovated park got-re opened. the only thing to come out of it was this photo, posted by a local news site:

and that’s the story of how dutch people really, really, really love their little elephant paths.

The correct design solution is to take these paths. And then put a more formal paved path down. This prevents grass damage. And makes a more usable path

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

yeah but they wont hold forever…

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

scream she might be wise beyond her years

Everyone keeps going in on how's she's 17 but we need to talk about how she 1000% correct.

She was so surprised someone would assume she was straight kcnxnsjxbd

Vivianne Miedema, top scorer for the Dutch national football (soccer) team, and absolute lesbian icon.

huh that seemingly unpleasant task only ended up taking eight minutes to complete and was surprisingly satisfying, I may have erred in putting it off for two weeks.