“Hey Handsome”: An Internal Monologue
(Classic Cockles)
Gif 1: Jensen: “IT’S MISHA! MISHAMISHAMISHAMISHA…but I’m not gonna go over there because that’s obvious and I am SUBTLE LIKE A FOX!”
Danneel: “What’s he?…oh! it’s MISHA! He looks great!”
Gif 2: [not pictured. Danneel: “Babe, go back and get Misha. I can tell you want to. It’s cool! I love him too.”]
Jensen: “Imma kiss him. Look at that face..mmmm. Wait! Better include Jim! Don’t want it to be obvious or anything.”
Gif 3: Jensen: “Hug and head kiss for Jim ‘cause he’s my gruff father figure. Neck squeeze for Misha BECAUSE HE’S FUCKING MINE.”
Gif 4: Jim: “Lemme out of this headlock hug thing! What the hell are you doing?”
Jensen: “NOW I get to kiss Misha…not gonna go for the head, gonna go in for that perfect ear….and a big neck squeeze…and like HELL I’m letting go.” Misha: “I know what the hell he’s doing and how good he looks doing it and how good it feels on my ear…wait, better say something! What can I say? Well, he looks damn handsome, so…”
Gif 5: Jensen: “What did I just do?! There are cameras fucking everywhere! And…mmm…Misha still looks so GOOD. Wait, sidetracked, gotta say something.”
Gif 6: Jensen: “I gotta lock this up. I have been S T A R I N G at Misha and it’s gonna be on camera. Quick exit time! Look at Jim and book it.”
Gif 7: Misha: “WTF? Why did he stop touching me and leave!? And how is it that I’m still suck doing this goddamn interview when I just want to go put my hands all over him. Can I just leave??!”
Gif 8: Jim: “What a lovely guy! He’s so happy!”
Misha: “Is he coming back? Is he? No? This is not fucking fair! How dare he fluster me and turn me on and then just WALK THE FUCK AWAY. He looks good walking away. Wait! uh-uh. Not gonna fly. He’s gonna suffer later.”
Gif 9: Misha: “I’m legit pissed that my flustered reaction was on camera! They probably saw me staring at his ass as he walked away! Damn him!”
Jim: “This seems like an awfully strong reaction?? What’s going on?”
US: WHAT IS GOING ON IS THAT I AM NOW DEAD BECAUSE OF THESE TWO LIFE RUINING ASSHOLES AND THEIR GROSS BOYFRIENDS HEART-EYED WAYS!!