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life is a silly goose competition and I’m winning
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creekfiend

Y'all...

FINALLY SOME REAL APPALACHIAN REPRESENTATIIN IM HOLLERING

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free-martin

my mom saw this pic and was like thats popcorn sutton on the right i know him.

dont fucking snitch bro delete this

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ok maybe it was wrong for amy to frame her husband for murder and fake an entire diary to have him executed by the state BUT! but ok. he took her to missouri and cheated on her.

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i feel like floridians and midwesterners have the same sort of energy..... as in neither fears the forces of nature that threaten them while the rest of the world is terrified of that power

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The signs' vibes, September edition

Aries: Back to school hype. They're pretty motivated when it comes to school stuff - even though they are well aware that the initial hype will wear off in less than a month, but what really keeps them going is seeing all the people they've not seen in months. It's time for them to tell everyone what an amazing summer they've had, and to have everyone wonder how on Earth it's possible foe such a carefree, badass, chill and daring person to even exist. After all, their moto is "Challenge accepted". General vibe is the one feeling you get when you wear a kick ass outfit for the first time and feel like a fucking god.

Taurus: Notebooks and planners. A taurus has already seen everyone they wanted to see, and their social life is back on track after a wild summer - all relationships are revived and things are well. So what really keeps a taurus satisfied is brand new stationary, for they hope they'll finally manage to have a pinterest-level bullet journal, and perfect notes. Match your outfit with your phone case and stationary, and you will instantly dethrone God. General vibe is feeling new and improved, like you're about to conquer the world.

Gemini: New damn seasons. As for gemini, they're not particularly interested in school stuff, but they sure did miss the school clubs and the cliques they've joined. It's time for all of it to be renewed. It's time for you to be loud, happy, and feel at home surrounded by people you've known for a long time. Oh, and also, let's not forget that amazing tv show is releasing a new season in just a couple of weeks. Juicy. General vibe is light drinks and lots of laughter, inner purity that lights up the entire room.

Cancer: Stories. They want to tell everyone their summer stories, and their future plans. And they also want to hear everyone's story, it's in Cancer's nature to enjoy the little details and imagine everything. It's the whole catching up thing that really ignites their spark, and chances are, they really do want to hear all you have to say. But they expect you to listen to what they have to say in return, even though they would never ask you to. General vibe is kind of like finally getting a sequal to your favorite book after completely forgetting when it was supposed to come out.

Leo: It's time to shine, bitch. After a long summer of kick-ass selfies and squad goals pictures, the Instagram royalty slowly starts regretting the fact that they'll have to wait another year for it to be their time of the year again. But what lights them up is new fucking collections. Shopping with friends, drinks, and dinner parties are the perfect opportunity for them to keep up with the standards they put for themselves. General vibe would be the feeling of getting a new polaroid and taking hundreds of seemingly perfect pictures of you and your squad, while the rest of the world just watches and admires.

Virgo: Even though they would never admit it, Virgos actually aren't perfectly put, but they gotta keep up their image of having shit together. The summer for them was very wild, and even though they keep most of their memories to themselves, they absolutely enjoy having an opportunity to brag about their adventures every once in a while. But since it's school time now, you can only watch them and wonder why you're not more like them. They sometimes struggle to maintain the image, but deep down they do feel unexplainable satisfaction when thinking about themselves and their perfect stationary. General vibe is feeling like you're better than everyone, yet still being self conscious. Without anyone noticing, of course, because to everyone else - you're perfect.

Libra: The queen is back. It's time for everyone to give all the drama they've withnessed, or even heard about, as an offering to the queen, and admire their royal highness's trendsetting, bold, and brave choice of clothes. And it's time for Libras to effortlessly give us the rules to follow, as we absolutely have no doubt when it comes to their taste in... everything. It is on libras to make the new hot/not lists, and if you want to be on the top of the social pyramid, you better do what they say. General Libra vibe this September is simple. You know the feeling you get when you do everything perfectly and are just so satisfied with all of your achievements? That's it. That's the vibe.

Scorpio: The person who managed to brighten up your day this summer, maybe even so subtly that you didn't even notice, was a Scorpio. It's time yall forgot about the whole Shady Edgy Scorpio vibe and accept them as the soft children they deep down are, even if they don't admit it. It's a new school year, and those who were all quiet and serious over the past few, are now finally coming out of their shelves, blooming, and everyone can finally see them for who they really are. Both their inner and outer beauty are on fleek, so the General vibe scorpios will give off this fall is a bit shy, yet breathtaking. Kind of like when you see a pretty person and you're already in love, and then you realize they also have a fucking angelic voice. And then their singing voice is even better. It's just about discovering new depths and new layers.

Sagittarius: Admit it, you spent half of this summer bored as fuck, and at this point you're starting to think you're wasting your Youth. So you're lowkey looking for new hobbies, but you're forgetting about the most important part - taking a leap. Remember, it's always better to have regrets than it is to have "what if's". So chill out - no one, absolutely no one, not a single soul thinks you're boring, nor do they think you've lost your spark. So just relax and enjoy the surprising things that you'll find on your path. And as for general vibe - imagine this: You wanna go see the fireworks from one particular spot, but you're running late, so you just stop where you are and watch, and as you stand there, kinda disappointed, while the sound of the cracking fireworks is filling up your ears, you realize the place you're at is much better than any other place in the world.

Capricorn: Yooo their time has come. Capricorn's are hungry for perfection and precision, and after the chaotic and wild summer they've had, they're happy things are more in order now. You think you're doing good in academical sense? Well, capricorns are probably way better. It's their time to shine, and they need their space. And even thought they have their priorities sorted, occasionally they'll get a wild idea in the middle of the night and text you. If you're willing to join them on whatever insane quest they have in mind, not only will they appreciate you more than ever, but it will also feel like the entire universe is rewarding you. But as for general vibe, it's like getting a brand new set of pretty much anything - from pens to teacups - and opening it, and protecting it with your heart, body, and soul, like a dragon.

Aquarius: The season of absolute boredom is over - an aquarius simply needs something to occupy them, and with school season in the air, their boredom level is slowly dropping. However, since our Aquarius buddies were so busy being bored, it's very likey that they'll start several big projects at once. While a complete room re-decoration, rewriting notes into a fancy new notebook, getting a new pet and a whole garden of super high maintenance plants, all while changing their entire wardrobe and rewatching six of their favorite tv shows sounds exciting and refreshing, now's not the time, darling. Take things slow - there's plenty of time for everything, and if you don't wanna get overwhelmed, you better do one thing at a time. General vibe is the whole Halloween hype that's about to begin. Hint: It's already begun for Aq's, and if you're smart, you'll listen closely to everything they have to say about their plans. Even though the plans probably extend till Easter.

Pisces: You're slowly starting to get sick of people, but you love those close to you more than anything else in the world and you'd love to spend every single moment of your free time with them, but slow down baby. Take a deep breath, do some pseudo-selfcare such as face masks and bubble baths - in other words, relax. Take some time for yourself. Whatevet you think is too cringe or too mainstream, is probably not - you must remember that you tend to judge everything a bit too hard, so why not take some time to give those cringey mainstream things and artists a shot? General vibe, though, is looking through your camera roll after a long, wild night out, and laughing with your bestfriends about the things you've done while high on adrenaline, and then swearing to each other you'll make a scrapbook one day.

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